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Song Parodies -> "Vegematic Can"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Vegematic Can"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

shows, late night, so long ago
commercials came on strong, you know
one funny ad glued me
never seen one so skewed
my eyes just could not break away
twas a machine, they covered...what a dream
the thing really moved me
it looked so groovy...yeah

just call now, folks, he said with a smile
outperforms all comers...beats the others by a mile
slice to beat the band
dice to beat the band
slice and dice to beat the band
vegematic can

no more knives to split legumes
tomatoes fit with loads of room
cuttin' spuds make ya shiver ?
this will leave them in slivers
you'll never hurt your hands at all
it makes all kitchen chores a ball
minces things in a hurry
even walnuts, don't worry

just call now, folks, we're here to get the phone
you'll really love this baby. why not get one for your home ?
slice to beat the band
dice to beat the band
slice and dice to beat the band
vegematic can

just call now, folks, a thirty day free trial
send it back if you don't find it fits into your style
slice to beat the band
dice to beat the band
slice and dice to beat the band
vegematic can
oh...protects your dainty hands

just call now, folks, we know that you'll go wild
no sharp blades at all...can be used safely by a child
slice to beat the band
dice to beat the band
slice and dice to beat the band
vegematic can
yeah !
oh !

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Send check or money order to Vegematic Can PO box 7734 Gimicksville, AR. 71802 or call 1-800-555-7734
That's 1-800-555-7734
Call 1-800-555-7734
Call now 1-800-555-7734
Rush check or money order or call 1-800-555-7734
Call 1-800-555-7734
That 1-800-555-7734
Call Now!
Ann Hammond - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
AFW - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
That old com'l is much funnier this way...nice job, and don't forget, I believe they'd give a bonus gift with each VM purchase..an easy-snug jar opener...You probably remember Gallagher spoofed this ad with his "Sledgomatic" routine...
John Barry - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice job on a tough tune to pace.
alvin - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks guy, ann, AFW and john
Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
The 555 is easy to figure in my comment. Figure out the 7734. Don't think out side of the box necessarily but perhaps change the position of the box to solve. First one to guess will win an all expense paid trip for anyone of their choosing. Will tell where when it is solved.
Rick C - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
good one alvin 555. Guy, 7734 inverted resembles the word "HELL". I am I getting warm?
Guy - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Rick C. Like all the way to steel mill hot. Congrats! Now who would you like to send?and I mean straight to... No passing GO and no collecting $200.00 and I ain't talkin' jail although it rhymes with jail.
Paul Robinson - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Let me slice & dice you up some 5's here, my man. Nice job ~ ~~
alvin - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks rick and paul
MrMacphisto - November 19, 2007 - Report this comment
On the cutting edge of comedy yet again, Alvin... 5-5-5
John Jenkins - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
There must be consumers who like this kind of television marketing or else it would die out. Excellent spoof, Alvin.
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks macphisto and john
Dee Range - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
I remember the SNL skit with Akroyd doing the "Bass-O-Matic"...this parody is as good as the skit was. GReat stuff.
alvin - November 20, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dee

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