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Song Parodies -> "Muffin Man"

Original Song Title:

"Magic Man"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heart

Parody Song Title:

"Muffin Man"

Parody Written by:

Aurelius

The Lyrics

Based on the old children's tune
On her way to catch a train
She had to walk down Drury Lane
The warm smell of pastry
Made her stop and take note
Though she had to soon be getting home
She had a craving for a scone
"Oh, just one won't matter
"I won't get fatter, no"

Chorus:
"Pick a good one," he said with a smile
"With so many choices this may take you awhile
"But try to understand, try to understand
"Try, try, try to understand
"I'm a muffin man"

Blueberry or poppy seed
Must fulfill her muffin need
Orange or raspberry
Maple walnut or cherry
She just said "I'll buy them all"
Then she got an urgent call
Hubby says he's worried
Come on back in a hurry, yeah

"Come on home, girl" hubby said on the phone
"The pizza's gettin' colder and my girl should be at home"
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
He's a muffin man, honey
Ahhh, he's a muffin man

Bridge

"Pick a good one," he said with a smile
"With so many options this could take you quite a while"
But try to understand, try to understand, ohhhh, ohhhh
Try-y-y, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
He's a muffin man, oh yeah
Ooooh, he got teflon pans

Instrumental

"Pick a good one," he said with a smile
"With so many choices this may take you a while"
But try to understand, try to understand
Try, try, try to understand
He's a muffin man

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Stuart McArthur - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
loved it, Aurelius, and I'm a sucker for the OS - one of my faves - and I loved the subtext too (was there one??) - hee hee - 555
Aurelius - December 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stu! When the OS came to my mind I thought it was perfect
Lee Rasiel - December 29, 2004 - Report this comment
That's a funny idea to make a parody about a children's song to a rock song

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