So, I was starving
I called Pizza Hut today
Had to clog an artery
Waiting wasn't fun
hisses for everyone
pepperoni--it never fails!

I really need it to feed me
I need to eat it merrily
It has me down, down, down, down on my knees
now doesn't it, pizza food-a (Ohhhhh)

I wasted my time
I was trying for free
Met up with Pizza guy and me (uh-huh)
Waiting is wrong, I was singing this song
Again----with my friends

If pepperoni don't do the trick
They better cook up something quick
They better not burn, burn, burn it to a crisp
oooooh, pizza food-a (Oh yeah!)

"Sell me eat me," the Pizza said
dig down deep to eat me up
You...I think you need Pepsi, too

All that night and all that week
Ate without looking back
Saying my stomach's a pool---Silly fool!

If pepperoni don't do the trick
They better cook up something quick
They better not burn, burn burn it to a crisp
Ohhhhhhhhhhh, pizza, pizza food-a... yeah!