Mudder bought some Coco Puffs, she bought dem yesterday
I grab a giant bowl and den I'm on my way
I put de milk in de Coco Puffs, I eat it all up
I go bovine on de Coco Puffs, I eat it all up
And den I whine for more Coco Puffs I call my mom, say what de f&*!
Said mama, need more Coco Puffs for me
I said mama, for my sugar high OD
Said mama, need dem oh so urgently
I said mama, make de milk all chocolatey

Now lemme get this straight:
You ate de whole box of Coco Puffs until you belly sore
You go bovine on de Coco Puffs and now you wantin' more
I will not buy no more Coco Puffs or Capn Crunch or Trix
You childrens fly tru de Coco Puffs so now you get de Kix

I said mama, but I need de sugar fix
I said mama, I can't eat no crappy Kix
I said mama, get me Honeycomb or Quisp
I say mama, or de Super Sugar Crisp

You put de milk in de Coco Puffs, you eat dem both togedder
Put de milk in de Coco Puffs but Freakies dey much better
You get de high from de Coco Puffs den watch some TV
You put de milk in de Coco Puffs den watch de Hong Kong Phooooo-ooo-eeey

Wooo-ooooo (etc...)