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Song Parodies -> "You Put de Milk in de Coco Puffs"

Original Song Title:

"Coconut"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Nilsson

Parody Song Title:

"You Put de Milk in de Coco Puffs"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Mudder bought some Coco Puffs, she bought dem yesterday
I grab a giant bowl and den I'm on my way
I put de milk in de Coco Puffs, I eat it all up
I go bovine on de Coco Puffs, I eat it all up
And den I whine for more Coco Puffs I call my mom, say what de f&*!
Said mama, need more Coco Puffs for me
I said mama, for my sugar high OD
Said mama, need dem oh so urgently
I said mama, make de milk all chocolatey

Now lemme get this straight:
You ate de whole box of Coco Puffs until you belly sore
You go bovine on de Coco Puffs and now you wantin' more
I will not buy no more Coco Puffs or Capn Crunch or Trix
You childrens fly tru de Coco Puffs so now you get de Kix

I said mama, but I need de sugar fix
I said mama, I can't eat no crappy Kix
I said mama, get me Honeycomb or Quisp
I say mama, or de Super Sugar Crisp

You put de milk in de Coco Puffs, you eat dem both togedder
Put de milk in de Coco Puffs but Freakies dey much better
You get de high from de Coco Puffs den watch some TV
You put de milk in de Coco Puffs den watch de Hong Kong Phooooo-ooo-eeey

Wooo-ooooo (etc...)

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Joe Melchionne - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
you rate a five for this parody...
John Barry - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Me laugh me ass off!
2Eagle - December 08, 2004 - Report this comment
I got my fill, but I may have a hypoglycemic attack in a couple of hours.
alvin rhodes - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
oh my.....i cracked up seeing the title and the song lived up to it... this has to be one of the funniest ones i've seen all year
Stuart McArthur - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
yeah, I'm agreeing a lot with alvin lately - hilarious stuff - what an OS to do - just choosing that OS is funny already! - never would have thought of it - 555
Michael Pacholek - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm the first to say it? Will wonders never cease: I'm cuckoo for this parody!
Claude Prez - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh -- thanks everybody; great comments. Also, I happened to notice at the grocery store today that it's spelled "Cocoa Puffs" -- can't believe some anonymous dickless wonder hasn't come on here calling himself the "Cocoa Puff Spelling Police" or some crap like that and slammed me on it. I guess wonders never do cease.
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
i like this one so much i came back and read it again
Agrimorfee - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
This one is SOTM level. 555
Cocoa Puff Spelling Police - December 11, 2004 - Report this comment
I totally loved this until I noticed that you misspelled cocoa -- then, I totally hated it. You suck so hard you blow out the other end. (Sorry, couldn't resist after reading your comment -- Great job, love it, you totally rock! -- signed: Melhi the D*ckless Wonder.)
Scathe - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
(sotm) That's enough sugar for you.
Rick D - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I take great offence at you, Mr. Claude, taking credit for all these great parodies by "A Room Full of Monkeys". Those guys are funny as hell.
Stuart McArthur - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
yes, I too noticed that Rick - we'll keep it to ourselves though Claude

LOL to your comment Melhi
Agrimorfee - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) See my above comment
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - January 12, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Hyperactive tots + high-fructose breakfast = cereal killer. Amusing parody, man.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Super Bowl entertainment here Claude! And as for half time show outrageousness I think that any given matchday Coco tots are worse than JJ's tits.
Spaff.com - January 16, 2005 - Report this comment
Get a few bowls of Crunch Berries in me and I'll be dancing on tables and insisting I wrote this. I mean, come on. I love Harry Nilsson. I love cold cereal, the pre-sweeteneder the better. I used to watch Hong Kong Phooey while eating Freakies. (I've honestly been on eBay looking for the refrigerator magnets of the Freakies characters.) THIS IS MY LIFE, MAN. "Super Sugar Crisp" - heh heh. Now it's called, like, "Healthy Golden Rice Crisp" or something. If Sugar Bear's still around, he's doubtless been emasculated too. Don't sue me if I do a cold cereal parody too - I've been tossing around "Lucky Charms Life" to "Semi-Charmed Life" for years.

Anyhoo, great job, as if it wouldn't be. Fave line: "I call my mom, say what de f&*!"

And Melhi truly is both dickless and a wonder.
Claude Prez - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks for the great comments everyone, especially the dickless wonder. And Spaff, I honestly didn't really expect anyone else would remember Freakies; I think I even know all the lyrics to the damn jingle ("we never miss a meal, cause we love our cere-e-eal...") Anyway, thanks again all.
Paul Robinson - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Well, Melhi stole my comment but said it lot better than I would have anyway...probably 'cause my d*ck got in the way...it keeps doing that all the time...SO I guess I'll just say your piece on Puffs blew me away...5's
Phil Alexander - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
This is truly an example of monkey nuts... ah, well, keep puffing, Claude :-)
Chris Bodily TM - January 25, 2005 - Report this comment
very cute song about cereal. I love cereal, it's so delicious, isn't it? DKTOS, but being fair, I gave you 2-5-5. I guess a parody can be more about the parody than the actual song.... ? What exactly does that mean? Keep writing, you damn dirty apes!
Peregrin - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know if I have seen a breakfast cereal parody before, ARFOM. Interesting!
Johnny D - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Wacky and delicious.
Arwen - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
SOTM--scrumptious!
Stuart McArthur - January 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) already commented - also loved the "milk all chocolatey" line - LOL
John Jenkins - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
My least favorite line was Spaff's favorite (I think the f-dud is very non creative), but the rest of the parody made up for it. Well done, Claude.
2nz - January 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, come on, mon. It's hard not to be funny while doing de fake accent. You just watch youself, now. Don make me come out wit de Disney an de fake accents again wit such a good idea.

Shalalala when you needin' grows
Don't want no...Cheerios
You want de... Cocoa Puffs

Shalalalalala ain't it great
Go on, pretend you eight
You ate de... Cocoa Puffs

Seriously funny stuff.
Tim Mayfield - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) So does this make you Cocoa Puff Daddy? 5's!
Jeff Reuben - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
This song knocked em dead! That makes it a cereal killer =)
Meriadoc - January 31, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) You made me listen to that awful OS, and then you don't even mention Lucky Charms? You are heartless, Claude... ;-)
Kristof Robertson - February 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Absolutely shaggin' priceless! 555
DECEMBER 2004 SONG OF THE MONTH BRONZE MEDAL - February 05, 2005 - Report this comment
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martha - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
definitely a cereal killer!!!
Spaff.com - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Still shakes my Freakies Tree. Hey, Kellogg's has a cereal Down Under and in the UK called Coco Pops. So spell it however the hell you want.
John Jenkins - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
An excellent parody with great rhyming and great lines like the bovine line.
2nz - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Simple and funny. Still part of a balanced breakfast. An' remember, spellin' don' matter when you have de accent. I tried it out wit de Elmer accent dis one time and it go pretty well.
o.g. - September 26, 2006 - Report this comment
that was crazy i luv it
Porkbeard - October 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow! Very funny and great effort with so little to work with lyrics-wise. I loved it!
Jack Wilson - November 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This is awesome! Spaf:;You should REALLY do that Lucky Charms life idea I LOVE LOVE that OS, andt hats a GREAT idea
Morticon - January 23, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL!!!!!
LANCED - December 14, 2009 - Report this comment
i totaly agree with you all and it is halaries
Tim Hall - May 08, 2016 - Report this comment
Great ending to the song with Hong Kong Phooey.

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