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Song Parodies -> "Apeman"

Original Song Title:

"Spaceman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Harry Nilsson

Parody Song Title:

"Apeman"

Parody Written by:

A Room Full Of Monkeys

The Lyrics

Bang, bang, coconuts, for monkeys!
Bang, bang, coconuts, for baboons!
Bang, bang, coconuts, from a tree!

(One, two, three, four!)

I wanted to be an apeman
That's what I wanted to be
And now that I am an apeman
I'm writing ape parodies

Hey aoid man
Monkey poop is so brown
Taste it and you'll see

Butts brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown
Is all you're gonna see from me

I wanted to post a good song
I wanted to be a baboon
My hero's name is Donkey Kong
I'm scratching my ass with a spoon

I wanted to be an apeman
I wanted to be it so bad
And now that I am an apeman
I'm scratching my pits and I'm glad

Hey aoid man
Monkey poop is so brown
Taste it and you'll see

Butts brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown
Is all you're gonna see from me

(Yeah!)
Brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown
(aoid, eat my brown!)
Brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown
Scraped off the grou-ou-ou-ou-ound!

Hey aoid man
Monkey poop is so brown
Taste it and you'll see

Butts brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown
Is all you're gonna see from me

You know I wanted to be an apeman
That's what I wanted to be
And now that I am an apeman
I'm writing ape parodies

Say, hey! You aoid turd!
You better chew on my brown!
I'm pooping just as much as I can!
'Cause brown, hairy brown, hairy brown, hairy brown,
Are the buttocks of an apeman!

Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah!
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah!
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah!
Ah, ah-ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-AH-AH-AHHHH-EEE-EEE-OOO-OOO-OOO-AH!

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la+n - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
it stinck's
lanert - November 14, 2004 - Report this comment
it stinck's and your a poop head and your wewe is on your nose

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