-> "Swiss Congress Miss"
Original Song Title:
"Kiss On My List"
Parody Song Title:
"Swiss Congress Miss"
The Lyrics
She swore that she'd be loyal all the time
To U. S. A.
But there's another land that makes Ms. Bachmann's heart sway
It's landlocked and in the Alps, and their chocolate is great, so great
Ice enough for everybody there to get by on skates
Here is the gist: Ms. Bachmann is Swiss
Is that a diss?
If you wanna know what the reason is
It's a thing we didn't know when she begged for votes
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
Because this miss is really Swiss, so she can't be the Prez
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
(Because this miss), is Swiss, that's what she is
That's what everyone says
She went crazy telling us all not to get vaccines
Said that they will make kids re-tard, we don't know what she means
She spent lots of time with campaigning but it didn't go well, go well
Because the ol' Hawkeye State's caucus put her through hell
Oh but here's the gist: Ms. Bachmann is Swiss
Is that a diss?
If you wanna know what the reason is
It's a thing we didn't know when she begged for votes
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
Because this miss is really Swiss, so she can't be the Prez
(Because this miss), this miss, is really Swiss
(Because this miss), is Swiss, that's what she is
That's what everyone says
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