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Song Parodies -> "No Jihad Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"No Sugar Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"No Jihad Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

UAV - Unmanned Aerial Vehicle, or Air Force drone
Paranoid feeling, deep inside
Find a cave, where I can hide
Silent Predator, stalking me
Sudden brightness, but I can't SEE!

No Jihad tonight for Awlaki
No jihad tonight for Aziz
No jihad plans for Usama
No jihad fun for me

Dat'n do dah dow dat'n do da
Dat'n do dow dow NO! NO!
Dat'n do dah dow dat'n do dow
Dat'n do dat DOW!

Plotting violence in his mind
Culture's lagging far behind
Faith in Allah clouds his eyes
Now he's sailing thru the SKIES!

No jihad tonight for Awlaki
No jihad tonight for Aziz
No jihad plans for Usama
No jihad fun for me

Dat'n do dat dow dat'n do da
Dat'n do dat dow no no
Dat do dat dow dt'n do dow
Dat'n do dat Dow!

(Musical interlude)

Ahmed said "Relax" but I don't believe him
When we talk about our ops today
He hasn't got the guts or the brains or to lead us
And he's getting in every body's way
I'm tripping out now in the cave I live in
I sense that things aren't going well
I know something's wrong and it won't be long
Before things are all blown to hell

Cause it's the new model UAV banking over
It's the new splendid missile come to call
It's the new model UAV banking over
She's getting us all she's getting us all

Ahmed said Duck when it came back this time
It looks like things are near the end
No use wailing about the vapor trail
It looks like we're set up by a friend
A smoke filled cave in the Hindu Kush
The situation wasn't right
A deafening roar and a blinding flash
We're headed for Allah's virgins tonight

Cause it's the new model UAV banking over
It's the new splendid missile come to call
It's the new model UAV banking over
She's gettin us all, she's getting us all

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Old Man Ribber - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Lennie - Due to a lack of infidels, the jihad will be rescheduled. Fantastic job here, and welcome to the Fatwah list. ;D
Miltech - December 02, 2011 - Report this comment
Still waiting for a true UCAV to come into action... but great song! 5s
Phil N - December 04, 2011 - Report this comment
good, quite well written

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