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Song Parodies -> "Christie Todd Whitman"

Original Song Title:

"American Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Guess Who

Parody Song Title:

"Christie Todd Whitman"

Parody Written by:

Ed Smiley

The Lyrics

Christie Todd Whitman, stay away from me
Christie Todd Whitman, mama let me be
Don't wanna nuke plant outside my door
I sure wish we had ended up with Gore
You've got too many ways to make me sick
Like lacin' my drinks with arsenic
Now Woman, I said stay away
Christie Todd Whitman, from the E.P. Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

Christie Todd Whitman, get away from me
Christie Todd Whitman, mama let me be
Don't come a drillin' in my watershed
Wish we had a Democrat instead
Wads of greenbacks can hypnotize
The way our goals are prioritized
Now Woman, I said get away
Christie Todd Whitman, leave the E.P. Ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay-ay

Christie Todd Whitman, said get away
Christie Todd Whitman, listen what I say
Don't see clean water any more
It all looks like the Jersey shore
I don't need wanna slap on more sunscreen
Cause ya don't wanna make the Kyoto scene
Global warming will make the planet fry
As the sea level starts to rise
Now Woman, get away from me
Christie Todd Whitman, mama let me be

Go, gotta get away, gotta get away now go, go, go
I'm gonna leave you woman
Gonna leave your party
Bye Bush, Bye Bush, Bye Bush
They're no good for me
I'm not gonna vote for you
Gonna look you right in the eye
Tell you what I'm gonna do
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go
You know I'm gonna leave
You know I'm gonna go-o, woman
I'm gonna leave you woman
Goodbye Christie Todd Whitman
Goodbye Republican chick

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