-> "The Writer We Know As Jeff Reuben"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Writer We Know As Jeff Reuben"
A legend was born in a Maryland-ish town
T'was a guy that we know as Jeff Reuben
We first became friends in 0-4--summer's end
And I learned that he's Jewish, not Cuban
The first time that I really noticed this guy
Read a song that was singing the praises
A girlfriend who's great, though she cannot see straight
Never sure where her wandering gaze is
It wasn't too long, online friendship grew strong
As we bonded on THE thread that mattered
Oh, with Ash and Le-O, we would make fun of most
And the rules of et-i-quette were shattered
When people said we acted too exclusively
And we didn't make others feel welcome
I took it to heart, oh but Jeff did his part
When he wrote how we're "Clique"-ish and then some
There's no doubt the man is a big Star Wars fan
Sure he'd like to have his own "Landspeeder"
As a Jedi, not bad--but he's better as "Dad"
When the baby cries, he's gonna feed 'er
Now don't think that Jeff has no time for fun left
'Cause he's glad to squeeze in Fighting Bar Maids
And at carnival time, he'll always be in line
And he's been Whacking Moles since the third grade
Well some of you might see ol' Jeff as a threat
But don't let his a-va-tar mislead ya
At first it seems rude, but if you're not a prude
You'll see "You Suck" just means "Good to meet ya!"
His works are so great, every one is top rate
And to rank them would end in a standstill
But if I had to choose, many others would lose
To the girl falling down on the treadmill
You've got a flat chest? I'd say Jeff knows what's best
How to keep your man's mind off vacation
Just grab him a beer, and say "Hey, looky here!"
Then show off your "Boob Operation!"
Football is his thing, yeah his bell it does ring
For the season he's anxiously waiting
While lesser fans thrive on the next ten yard drive
Here's the truth: Jeff's real love is TAILGATING!
Always want more of what Jeff's got in store
Entertaining? His e-ffect is instant
In more recent scores, walking dogs was his chore
And he said he looks like an El-e-phant!
There's no task too big, he'll succeed at each gig
For him there is no O-S that's too hard
In song and in life, he's a studâ€”ask his wife!
And he looks great in his pink le-O-tard!
Don't think I'd take joy in pursuing this boy
You would know it's not true if you knew me
He's a hell of a man, a true "Terrapin Fan"
But he's just "More Like a Brother To Me!"
His legend lives on, he's still writing great songs
And I'll end this now, 'fore I start boobin'
But for once I won't jest, he is one of the best
Give me three cheers for my pal, Jeff Reuben!
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