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Song Parodies -> "Ply A Little Rhymeness"

Original Song Title:

"Try A Little Kindness"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Ply A Little Rhymeness"

Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

A little ditty for Guy and Adagio... A low-bitrate mp3 of the song can be found here.
If it be your craft commanding of some prose
If your head’s bestowed with exceeding odes
A-wait to see your song submitted just today
Applause or spray? Brickbats or bouquets?

You’ve got to ply a little rhymeness
With jokes, some intertwined-ness
Design a write for everyone with glee
And if you ply a little rhymeness
Whether buffness, bark- or slimeness
Iranness-meloned people or a summer spiceness treat

Don't balk about the sound - just flout
Bend obstructing words: just them re-route
And the bardness will a-flow every way
Will spoofnessly a song convey

You’ve got to ply a little rhymeness
Pass a little timeness
Incline your flight of fancyness art spree
And if you ply a little rhymeness
With your clever hook refinedness
A flair o’ mind upheaval on the fare of rhymed debris

You got to ply a little rhymeness
(Maybe flow a little wineness)
And mine delight for everyone who reads
And if you ply a little rhymeness
Win forever nook enshrinedness
With par’dy-minded people in a share of writeness deeds

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
MsRymeness - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
M & P this is truly delightfu ditty; and I adore Rymeness, as you probably have guessed by now! Thanks for your joint efforts !
Guy - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
M&P - L O freekin' L!!! Sometimes this is a thank-less job (but someone has to do it) but this write has shown true kindness. It's my absent-mind-ness that makes me do this when I can't come up with the NESSessary proseness. You two are just so full of niceness for Ms. Pat and myselfness. I absollutely howled through the entire write. My laughness had such lengthness that it took twice as long to read this. A fine job on this parody and I am truly flattered. Thanks!!! =;-)
adagio - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
You two...such wonderful sounding flattery! Thanks! It WAS funny...just don't throw any brickbats, please!! I AM looking for the right song now...really. 5's and Thanks again! :)
mandamoo - July 10, 2008 - Report this comment
Though I'm not familiar with the reference, I enjoyed it nonetheless :)

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