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Song Parodies -> "The Grand Lure"

Original Song Title:

"The Grand Tour"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Grand Lure"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Come on in..said the man
Let me tell you 'bout The Grand Lure
Guaranteed to catch the monster cat called "Wings"
It's a lure I'm here to sell you,
And, it's one that works so well, you
Should really buy it, for good luck it brings..

Thanks, you say..as you pay
For the fancy colored bright spoon
From your boat..you cast it,
Soon feel the strong line tug you..
It screams the brake and lever
And tows you down the river,
Hold on tight and fight is all
That you can do..

Lost your hat, what a cat!
As he flops there, in the net, you're
Exhausted, grab an ice cold can of beer..
Then, take long proud looks at that fish
Must be "Wings" the famous catfish
You can't wait to show the guys
..hear 'em cheer..

Huge, it bounds..eighty pounds
Dock the boat and anchor to shore
Lug your fish up to the bait store, proud to show
It's closed down, but one old angler,
Says, sometimes, folks see a man there
He's old Catfish John,
Who died ten years ago..

Come on in...said the man










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alvin - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
loved the eerie ending
AFW - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin
Invisible Boy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
Reeling in some 5s. Have you and alvin both taken the day off to go fishin' ?
Guy - February 05, 2008 - Report this comment
You and Alvin telling fish stories today and I went for both hooked lined and stinkered. I'll have me 5 of them lures there friend.
AFW - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, IB and Guy
unKnownVoter - February 06, 2008 - Report this comment
Yeah, we know about that ~ KatFish John ~ with his sweaty needs & awful deeds! Sir, make him walk the plank!!

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