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Song Parodies -> "I'll Just Murder Her Today"

Original Song Title:

"He Stopped Loving Her Today"

Original Performer:

George Jones

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Just Murder Her Today"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

This is a story about an average young man trying to kill his brother's pregnant girlfriend after all attempts of changing her favorite color to blue were failed since she never had a favorite color blue before in her life.

It's my brother's pregnant girlfriend
And she was really wasting my time
I can't stand her now and then
Someday I'll control her mind

She has a daughter who was four
Who was crazy and upset
Things getting worse than before
I will try to make a threat

She never had just one thing
A favortie color blue
Who's got enemies to bring?
My brother,is it true?

I must avoid her at all costs
Oh,and I have to wear my mask
Made of paper,dental floss,and tape
What else that I should ask?

I'll just murder her today
Must be my dad's worst enemy
Will somebody carry her away?
I'll just murder her today

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Um... - September 08, 2006 - Report this comment
You are seriously a disturbed psycho who needs help....and you write bad parodies too. But it's your mental state which is more concerning than that.

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