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Song Parodies -> "In Porno"

Original Song Title:

"On Broadway"

Original Performer:

George Benson

Parody Song Title:

"In Porno"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

You see the body parts are huge
In porno
You see there’s happy endings in each scene
And though the action gets real hot
There really isn’t any plot
And all the twenty-somethings are called “teen”

It seem the women don’t say no
In porno
A couple thousand, guess you wouldn’t too
Their reputations they’ll besmirch
The day they ran away from church
When unemployment gets high, you’re screwed

They say that something’s really wrong
With porno
That might be true, but not the way you know
For all us normal nerds and geeks
Just can’t compare with circus freaks
I kind of feel inferior
From porno

Yes, where do they put all of that?
In porno

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - December 07, 2009 - Report this comment
5-5-5! With my ratings, I'm no skin "Flynt" ;D
Phil Alexander - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Johnny D - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Aye, there's the rub ThighGlander, er, I mean, Highlander.
Dreaded Mom - December 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, the thinking man's porn parody.

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