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Song Parodies -> "Flappin Cheeks"

Original Song Title:

"Cheek to Cheek"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"Flappin Cheeks"

Parody Written by:

Nala Butt

The Lyrics

SNIFFIT...
You can SNIFFIT!
It'll smell so bad that you can hardly speak!
And you won't believe the havoc that it wreaks,
When you smell the stench that comes from flappin' cheeks!

SNIFFIT...
You can SNIFFIT!
And the smell will hang around for half a week!
Cuz it seems to come from brownish little streaks,
On the underwear surrounding flappin' cheeks.

Oh you'd love to climb a mountain,
To escape the way it reeks!
But your altitude won't grant relief,
From nasty flappin' cheeks!

Oh you might just go out fishing,
In a river, or a creek.
But those rancid fish aren't half as rank,
As nasty flappin' cheeks!

SNIFF MY BUTT!!!
The stench will swirl about you!
There's naught you can do,
To carry you through, so,

SNIFFIT...
You can SNIFFIT!
It will smell so bad that you can hardly speak!
And you won't believe the havoc that it wreaks,
When you smell the stench that comes from flappin' cheeks!
copyright 2009, Nala Butt

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Old Man Ribber - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Lots of fartistic license here! ;D

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