You know your mama is a hottie
And I downed a quart of Boone's
I think I'd like to be your daddy
If for just one afternoon

I get so tired drivin' you around
You just nag me more and more
Your whining's a barage
Now your mama's on my mind
It's her that I adore

Now dig it
I'm drunk and wanna do your mama
I'm drunk and wanna do your mama
I want your mama oh so bad
Thoughts of your mama just drive me mad

Later I tried to call her
Because I knew that you weren't there
She told me I should have called her sooner
"I'll just get dressed and be right there"

Ya should have seen her in cut off shorts
When I let her in my door
She tipped back a bottle
And your mama undressed screamin'
"Right here on the floor!"

I took her
I'm drunk and on top of your mama
I'm drunk and underneath your mama
I didn't know that she was so bad
She's the best woman that I ever had!