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Song Parodies -> "My Eyes X-Rayed You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"My Eyes X-Rayed You"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

Clark Kent/Superboy/Superman is just like any other guy - at least in some ways...... Here are some free online audio samples of the original song "My Eyes Adored You" (The Walmart sample is the better of the two) ........... Walmart_mp3_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Walmart_mp3_sample______Amazon_Windows_Media_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample___
My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you

If I'd never come to Earth from Krypton, never could have I x-rayed you

So glad
There's no lead in your bra

Carried your books from school
Watched your body growing up every day
This pubescent Krypton boy
Learned he wasn't gay

Goin' home was sublime
You walked in front and blew my mind
Though I talked with you
My eyes were glued
To the curve of your behind

My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you

If the Sun above your planet wasn't yellow I could not x-ray you

So glad
There's no lead in your thong

Moved to Metropolis
Climbed the Daily Planet ladder of fame
I wore that blue suit
Flew around
Made myself a name

Funny I seem to find
That no matter how the years unwind
Lana's mammaries
Give me memories
Of a voyeuristic kind

My eyes x-rayed you
Though I never laid a hand on you
My eyes x-rayed you

As an adolescent Krypton boy I sure wish that I could have laid you

So glad
You wore no lead at all
Here are some free online audio samples of the original song "My Eyes Adored You" ........... (The Walmart sample is the better of the two) Walmart_mp3_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Walmart_mp3_sample______Amazon_Windows_Media_sample______Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample___

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Jack Wilson - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Johnny! 5's!
mac - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Fun and flawless as usual. 5's
Jan Unwin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Easy to see that this deserves 5's.
Paul Wooten - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Bet there was some lead in his britches.:-)555
Diva - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Right arrow, right arrow, right arrow>>>>>>>>>CUTE ONE!!!
Birgitta - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This is a good 1 Johnny . :-D
Adagio - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe....original idea and funny! 5's
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Jack, mac, Jan, Paul, Diva, Birgitta, and Adagio!
marthadtox - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Very clever and funny 5s
Rice Cube - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehe...no lead in your bra :-D
alvin rhodes - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
a touching song about not touching...how touching...you're touched gave ya 5s...great job
Serafina - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody, JD. By the way, I couldn't get the Amazon Windows Media Sample to open properly; you're right about the Wal-mart sample.
... - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I couldn't get it to open either, but the mp3 file works.
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Martha, Rice Cube, Alvin, Serafina, and Ellipsis!

Serafina and Ellipsis - try clicking on the far-right link at the top of this parody page, the link called "Page_containing_link_to_Amazon_Windows_Media_sample" .... go to that Amazon page, then scroll down to the section called "Listen To Samples", and you will find a valid active link to the Amazon sample. Thanks!
Mari D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Super!
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks MD !
Peregrin - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll go one obvious step further than Mari. Super, man!
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, SuperPips!
John Jenkins - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent parody.
Johnny D - February 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks very much, JJ.
Michael Pacholek - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Funnier than a speeding bullet! More powerful than a mocha laxative! Able to leap tall buildings in a single laugh!
Johnny D - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
And a SUPER THANK-YOU to you, Pach-EL !
nnnag - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I also missed this one (since it entered the site on Ash Wednesday). Anyway, I think you did a good job here; I vote 5-5-5.
Johnny D - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, nnnag.
Leo Jay - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Sure he's not Lech Luthor? Funny as hell.
Johnny D - May 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you, Leo Jay.

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