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Song Parodies -> "My Lies Annoyed You"

Original Song Title:

"My Eyes Adored You"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"My Lies Annoyed You"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

My lies annoyed you
When I said I found a fix for flu…my lies annoyed you
Like the many times I said I had a genius one-fifty IQ
I boast, I boast but it’s all jive

Tried to make out I’m cool…said I bit a shark to death in the sea
On the golf course…I was best…beat Woods easily
Said I earned loads o’ pay…you’ll be sippin’ champagne all day
But I lied to you…an’ now we’re through…we’ve gone our separate ways

My lies annoyed you
When I said I’d leave the wife for you…my lies annoyed you
Like the many times I said I was a pal of Kiwi Jonah Lomu
I boast, I boast but it’s all jive

Said I’d had many fights…beat Balboa up, an’ Hogan, the same
I beat Mike Tyson…with one punch…he cried like a dame
Said I’m top dog in court…an’ the best there is at ev’ry sport
I invented gum…an’ I trained Red Rum…I’m a Chinese astronaut

My lies annoyed you
When I said I’d make a home with you…my lies annoyed you
Like the many times I said I wrote the ballad called “My Eyes Adored You”
I boast, I boast but it’s all jive

Said I was a neurosurgeon…an’ that I sang in Maiden way back when
Whoa baby
Said I pilot Jumbo Jets…an’ said I was Marcel the Monkey, that pet in Friends

***Overlapped chorus***

(My lies annoyed you)
(When I said I’d buy a ring for you…my lies annoyed you)
(Like the many times I said I wrote “The Exorcist” an’ “Nosferatu”)
(I boast, I boast but it’s all jive)

(My lies annoyed you)
(When I said we’d have a kid or two…my lies annoyed you)
(Like the many times I said I was the President of Vanuatu)
(I boast, I boast but it’s all jive)

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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Unreliable - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
How could you believe me when I said I love you when you know I've been a liar all my life
I've had that reputation since I was a youth
You must have been a fool to think I'd tell you the truth
John Barry - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
No lie: this is really good.
Leough - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I'd say you set your pants on fire writing this! Many funny lines! Nice work!
Jonathan - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
nice use of the original song title in these lyrics! my 5's adored this!
Phil Alexander - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
I started writing "this is the biggest pile of steaming doggy-doo", then realized that there've been so many negative comments here recently that some people might not have realized it was a joke :-) Very funny indeed.

Unreliable - I had to do that song in charades a long time ago.. someone (I think it was my sister) got the answer while I was still counting the number of words in the title
TJC - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
5^3rd's!! (Okay, I'm exaggerating.... they're just 5 x 3's, but great stuff!)
Timmy1000 - March 19, 2015 - Report this comment
Nice write - I like that you even lied about writing the original song - got a good chuckle from that line.
Andy Primus - March 22, 2015 - Report this comment
My thanks to everyone for the comments & votes

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