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Song Parodies -> "Jesus (The word)"

Original Song Title:

"Grease (The Word)"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Jesus (The word)"

Parody Written by:

John LIght

The Lyrics

This is the explanation of a kosher Jesus from a Jewish Perspective
Jesus The Word

Parody By John Light

I solve the problems when I see the light
With the, trinity, Spirit and Word walk life [2:253,4:171]
Look at the Hebrew Dibbur and Memra [JewishEncyclopedia]
When lord Yeshua came, he gave flesh to the Torah
Jesus the Word

He thought in Hebrew and the Word is great
And then they go to Greek, and it’s so hard to translate [Dibbur & Memra vs.Logos]
Just like the prophet Mr. Ezekiel [Ezek 3]
When he ate the scroll, and then the word became real

Jesus the Word…(is the Word walked the earth) [4:171]
He is dibbur He is memra
Jesus The word, from the psalms, from the targums [Psalms 119,]
Jesus the Way Emanuel

Strengthened by spirit in the kosher way [2:253[
Just like the elders in
Deut’ronomy [Num 11]
Gave holy spirit to Righteous bat and good bar [John 14:15-17]
When you believe in God then you can make it so far

Jesus the Word…(is the Word walked the earth)
He is dibbur He is memra
Jesus The word, from the Psalms, from the Targums
Now Jesus the Way Emanuel

God doesn’t author confusion
Born out from above [John3:3}
Spirit infusion
Gives strength to Jesus

He thought in Hebrew and the Word is great
And then they go to Greek, and it’s so hard to translate
The Jews are striving’, ‘cause now right this don’t feel
Just go back to your roots, and you can see what is real

Jesus the Word…(is the Word walked the earth)
He is dibbur He is memra
Jesus The word, from the Psalms, from the Targums
Jesus the Way Emanuel
Targums are an Aramaic translation of Jewish Scriptures. Dibbbur and Memra are Jewish definitions of The Word of God. this gives us a Kosher Jesus

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