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Song Parodies -> "Basting The Bird"

Original Song Title:

"Grease (Is The Word)"

Original Performer:

Frankie Valli

Parody Song Title:

"Basting The Bird"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Another Thanksgiving Song... 2 birds in one day... Hope you don't get too full
I serve cranberries and some Miller Lite
I've got a cooking thing
We're gonna eat all night
There is some stuffing, yams, and liquor
We'll start preheating now, so we can eat for dinner

Basting The Bird

We get some turkeys on this holiday
Mother-In Laws barging in, it's just a crying shame
Their lips are hungry for a real life meal
You take a bite right now, and your teeth will need healed

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

We take the innards and we throw away
Convection oven things set on high degrees
There is a chance that it won't come out charred
We start speed dialing now, that Pizza Parlor

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

Basting the Bird
Basting the bird, It's the bird, It's the bird
It's the bird that's preferred
I've got food, I've got gravy
Basting with thyme, in the place of the kitchen.
Basting's the way I am baking

Basting the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird
Baste the bird

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Yet Another Dutchman - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Nice, well-prepared parody.
carol - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
tasty. 555
Michael Pacholek - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You can take that bird and... STUFF IT! With five delicious ingredients. Just make sure you cook it long enough to avoid food poisoning. A flame for meat should low and slow. (There's a sex joke available here, but this is a holiday, so I won't use it.)
Kyla - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Very good, man. I think it's creative!
Matthias - November 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks... YAD, carol, Mike, and Kyla... Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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