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Song Parodies -> "Cold Blooded"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cold Blooded"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The Snake complains about what is was like in the Garden of Eden. My sources are from non-biblical Jewish sources. Snake was a red-blooded mammal, beast of the field that is sometimes depicted as a cross between a walking dinosaur with 3 digit hands and feet or something like a kangaroo with partial fur and scaled body with horns. It didn't hop but unlike the humans had access to the fruit of the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil. It ate from it and then Satan persuaded it to talk to Eve. It was not possessed as it suffered it's own fate for what it had done. The Rainbow Serpent changed the colors of the Rainbow as it walked in the sun.
Damn! I'm cold blooded, and shrunk down tiny
This wasn't the way that I used to be
Created 6th Day, was a mammal advanced
Not cold blooded, not cold blooded!

Stood tall on my legs- hind. Had fur, horns and a body that shined
Walked everywhere on show
Not this slip and slide, on my belly ride
Used to shine the colors of the rainbow*!

My freedom to choose, to eat of the Forbidden Fruit
An interesting food, revealed everything that I never knew


Such a delight, maybe share with Eve alright
Strange voice inside of me
Not exactly of the Divine, something naughty in my mind
Something with a dark aura... led me to decieve

Was not strong enough, to fight this evil in my guts
Set up Eve oh so nice. Come on human, just take one bite!


A new choice to choose, didn't know my legs to lose!
Oh, I should have refused, became a pawn of you-know-who (Satan)


Cold blooded, changed my eyesight
Cold blooded, lost all my legs that night
Cold blooded, no fur, horns, not mammal
Cold blooded, a slithering reptile
Cold blooded, could no longer shine
Cold blooded, forced to eat tiny mice
Cold blooded, YHWH did this awful thing
Cold blooded, to me and my offspring...

Lost everything. Highest in the animal creation. Brought down low, so low...
* after common knowledge of the flood worldwide, the knowledge of the Rainbow Snake is second

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 10

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Jonathan - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
so without that fruit... Kaa the snake would look quite different eh? 5's
Rob Arndt - March 07, 2016 - Report this comment
Yes, it was said to be the highest in the animal creation and smart. Jesus told his disciples to be, "wise as serpents!" But it was a mammal first and much bigger (beast of the field)!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - May 30, 2016 - Report this comment
Some of your subs are fun like "advanced" for OS"dance", and "shined" for OS"mind". But how to sing your lyrics? The last 8 lines of the OS are such a marked fade that you can barely make out the words at the very end. What to do with your strange line at the end (after song has ended)???

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