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Song Parodies -> "Creepy White Guy"

Original Song Title:

"Dirty White Boy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Creepy White Guy"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On FIrst

The Lyrics

There is a website called "Creepy White Guys" that collects and posts disturbing messages that white guys send to Asian women on dating websites.
Hey baby, are you kimchi hot?
Will you love me long time today?
Are you scared white guys have big wangs?
Don't you worry, I'll be gentle when we bang

'Cause I'm a creepy white guy
Yes a creepy white guy
A creepy white guy

Do you know tae kwon do?
And is "it" sideways? I wanna know
You know you all like white guys best
Well now here I am, put me to the test

'Cause I'm a creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, creepy white guy
Creepy white guy

Well I'm a creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, yeah creepy white guy
A creepy white guy

You're used to men who treat women like crap
But there's one thing you should know, us white guys are not ever like that
Y'all have fine skin and silky hair
I've come down with yellow fever, you should beware

'cause I'm a creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, yeah, creepy white guy
Creepy white guy, I'm a creepy white guy
Creepy white guy

C'mon lotus girl
Creepy white guy, white guy
Creepy white guy, I'm a dirty white guy
Dirty white guy

Hey, I'm a creepy white boy
Scary white boy, yeah, I'm a scary white boy
Creepy white guy, creepy white guy, yeah

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