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Song Parodies -> "Cold Blooded"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Cold Blooded"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

The Lyrics

A spoof of vampires set to Foreigner
Well I’m cold blooded, bite me and see
Got a core temp, only fifty three
Come on vamp girl, do more than just bite
I’m cold blooded, cold blooded

You don’t have to feel my fangs, to know what I wanna eat
Hot girl, your blood will flow
Now you taste so sweet, let me lick until you’re neat
You know what’ll happen when I let go

Now you’ll rise at night, we’ll stalk two legged prey neath pale moonlight
Suck out the juices, heat our bodies and survive another night

Well, I’m dead not buried, a creature to fear
Mesmerize you, and draw you near
Let’s live forever, creatures of the dark
I’m cold blooded, cold blooded

We’re dead not buried, aint no sparking fairies
Shall I bare jugular vein
Give me a lick and growl, offer up a whine,
Let’s open a new vein real fine
No pulse, you’re a dead girl, don’t let it drive you insane

Are you strong enough
Hunt with me we’ll drink some hot crimson stuff
Kill some lame human
Leave the corpse dead drained and steamin’

Because I’m cold blooded, bite me and see
Got a core temp only fifty three
Come on vamp girl, you really suck good
I’m cold blooded, cold blooded

Now we hunt the night, kill our helpless prey neath neon starlight
Drain the core fluids, revive our desire and own all in our sight

Well, I’m dead not buried, a creature to fear
Mesmerize you, and draw you near
Let’s live forever, creatures of the dark
I’m cold blooded, cold blooded

Cold blooded, hunter by night
Cold blooded, a predator in flight
Dead not buried, but truly in style
Hunt in twain, just hang for a while
Cold blooded, of the sun I’m shy
Cold blooded, let me show you why
Live forever, just one quick nip
Bare the neck, take one fast sweet sip
Penned after watching "Breaking Dawn" part II

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