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Song Parodies -> "Hot Pockets"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Hot Pockets"

Parody Written by:

Lee Lone

The Lyrics

I want Hot Pockets
Yeah, ham and cheese
Microwave it
For about 2:30
Goin' crazy and my tongue start to dance
For Hot Pockets, my Hot Pockets

Don't need an old Asian guy
To tell me what is on my mind
Hungry, I am fo' sho'
'Cause they taste so fine
Easy to make, in short time
I love 'em so
Eat 'em watchin' my TV shows

They're the perfect food
A flaky crust that I love to chew
Think I'll eat two
I'll heat another one when this one's through

I'm eatin' Hot Pockets
Pepperoni
Microwave it
For about 2:30
Goin' crazy and my tongue starts to dance
For Hot Pockets, my Hot Pockets

Well, my pants are tight
Perhaps, I ate too much tonight
Yep, too much, I did eat
'Cause I don't feel very fine
Fart and burp!
Now, I feel fine!
Are there some more Hot Pockets?
It sure looks that way to me

I ain't had enough
Of all the meat and cheese and crispy crust
Get the time just right
I might 'em til the morning light

Eatin' Hot Pockets
Chicken broccoli
Microwave it
For about 2:30
Goin' crazy and my tongue starts to dance
For Hot Pockets, my Hot Pockets
They're hot!

They're the perfect food
Think I could eat one more, maybe two
But before I do
Need to go to the john and make some room

For those Hot Pockets
Barbecued beef
Mirowave it
For about 2:30
Goin' crazy and my tongue starts to dance
For Hot Pockets, my Hot Pockets

Hot Pockets
Every night
Hot Pockets
I'm gettin' so wide
Hot Pockets
I'm still so hungry for
Hot Pockets
I can't fit through the door
Hot Pockets
I am quite obese
Hot Pockets
Oh, that crust and that meat
Hot Pockets
They still make me sing
Hot Pockets
Guess I could try Lean
Hot Pockets, Hot Pockets...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   3
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Jonathan S. - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
That was great! 555
John Barry - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
It was hot.
MadameDeTokerVille - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
^ ~ ~ ~ ~ like what's in your pocket, SirSweaty ?
Andy Primus - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Never heard of Hot Pockets (don't get them in the UK) but a meaty parody & a tasty choice of OS
The CrazyCam - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
No Jim Gaffigan references? Oh, fiddlesticks.
The CrazyCam - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
HEY! What happened to the rest of my comment?! AIR, there is an internal problem here. May it be fixed some time soon please? :( Thank you. Anyway, pacing wasn't too bad, but a few missteps, so I'll give it a 3. For humor, I appreciate hot pocket praises, but still, it could've been better, so 3 for that too. Overall, a 3 for now. It can be improved, I guess, but for now, it's passable.
Lee - May 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Wow! Thanks so much to Jonathan, John Barry, Madame, Andy and CrazyCam. I really appreciate the votes and comments. =)
Lionel Mertens - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
You get a really hot pocket if you heat for five minute and fifty five seconds.
Lee - May 20, 2010 - Report this comment
Hehe. Thank you Lionel. I appreciate it. =)
WRIF - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Didn't the idea come from Detroit's 101.1 the WRIF, Dave and Chuck the Freak!?!? I heard their "parody" from 2010, and Hot Pockets tweeted them recently, "thanks for the suggestion" Interesting... very interesting...

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