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Song Parodies -> "Sock Puppet"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Sock Puppet"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I was born with three butts. One on each hand and... well you know.

I’m a... sock puppet, shake me and see
I’ve got five fingers wigglin inside of me
Come on people, won’t you give me a hand
A sock puppet, a sock puppet

You don’t have to read my lips
to know they’re my fingertips
Darn it, I got no holes
Now my hair is twine
It gets knotted all the time
Look at my sole you’ll see someone’s grabbing-a-hold

Now my tongue is felt, that was fashioned from a Barbie doll’s belt
And my eyes are glued, my nose was sewed on with a stitch or two

‘Cause I’m a sock puppet, shake me and feel
I got a feeling that keeps gripping my heel
Come on people, am I good for a laugh
A sock puppet, a sock puppet

With my heel sown shut
So that you can’t see my butt
Don’t you dare take a peak
Now you’ve got to show me a smile
Come on now, flash me a smile
Tell me, do you feel better? you were looking rather bleak

Are you young at heart? would you be laughing if I ripped apart?
Will this make you laugh? I’ve got a forearm for a calf

I’m a sock puppet, fun as can be
Feel the fingers poking out at the seams
Come on people, won’t you give me a chance
A sock puppet, a sock puppet , a sock

Don’t stay sad and blue, I can make you smile the whole day through
I’ll help change your mood, cause I’m one handy dandy type of dude

I’m a sock puppet, pull on my strings
I got a weaver with a hand in my things
Come on people, tell me who are my fans
A sock puppet, a sock puppet

Sock Puppet, childish skit
Sock Puppet, can leave you in fits
Sock Puppet, is making you laugh
Sock Puppet, a forearm for a calf
Sock Puppet, is spinning a yarn
Sock Puppet, it’s good to be darned
Sock Puppet, is pulling your string
Sock Puppet, I’m a (sock puppet) keep smiling
Did I pull on your threads?

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Total Votes: 4

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John Barry - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Sock it to me!
Ann Hammond - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
he he
Fiddlegirl - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Clever and Cute... Lambchop would be proud! ;)
Harry - December 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Very original. Nice job on one of my favorite Foreigner songs!

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