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Song Parodies -> "Bi-Polar"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

Santa sings...

I’ve gone... bi-polar, with SANTA INC.
I’m quite the dreamer but I don’t need a shrink
I go crazy, when my business expands
I’m bi-polar, I’m bi-polar

We outgrew the Artic site
But not the Antarctic site
Santa Inc.’s on the go
Now we’ve moved in time
With our newest product lines
We’re going to grow with our presents staged on the poles

Now that we have room, we can make more Christmas dreams come true
Our business boomed, and toy production’s continues to zoom

That’s why we’re... bi-polar, Martha is glee
You ought to see her at the new factory
She gets looney, from the business demands
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar

The Antarctic site
Will be a hub for all flights
To the kids in Chile
It’s going to save me some time
A whole butt load of time
When I go re-load presents, for the folks down in Sydney

Now the hemispheres, are getting ready for more Christmas cheer
With my shortened flights - I can make it home way before light

Yeah were... bi-polar, Martha and me
We wouldn’t leave here even for Hawaii
Call us crazy, with logistical plans
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar, we’re bi

Now we’re no fools, when it comes to crazy Christmas cool
Yeah! we thought of you, and all of the kids in New Zealand too

Yeah we’re... bi-polar, Martha and me
We don’t need treatment or some therapy
We’re not crazy, it’s our company’s plans
We’re bi-polar, we’re bi-polar

Bi-Polar, logistically right
Bi-Polar, it shortens my flights
Bi-Polar, it keeps saving me time
Bi-Polar, and a butt load of flyin
Bi-Polar, we like working in cold
Bi-Polar, with presents on both poles
Bi-Polar, I’m now abroad
Bi-Polar, it sound (bi-polar) so, so odd
Did we mess with your head?

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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Old Man Ribber - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
A clever write very well executed. FINALLY pictures of Santa with penguins will be correct! ;)
TJC - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Not at all what I 'spected--'two' funny!
Fiddlegirl - December 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Now *that's* an original concept! :)

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