Song Parodies -> Roll The Dice
| Original Song Title: | "Cold As Ice" |
| Original Performer: | Foreigner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Roll The Dice" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
you must roll the dice
you fill in a box when thrice, its done
sometimes it just takes twice
a tally in one's so nice, you know
a trio of fours
a pair of ones arrive
a full house, you score
your total's twenty-five
a yahtzee is gold
a small straight's okay
a large one's appealing
there's "chance" if no play
you must roll the dice
not thrilling to get a score of "one"
you have to be precise
but sometimes the "bones" aren't nice, you know
the same kind of four
or even three's sublime
you add up the score
of all the dots you find
a bonus, your goal
a sixty-three craved
if you reach this ceiling
add thirty-five, babe
(roll...the...dice)...you throw a "boxcar"
(roll...roll...the...the...dice)...you pray for sixes, three
(roll...roll...roll...the...the...the...dice)
(ooh ooh ooh...roll the...roll the...dice...just roll the dice)
yes
(roll the dice)
hope it comes out right, comes out right, you know
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
don't be slow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you can hold 'em tight, nice and tight...and blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
for luck, you blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
surely, grab those dice, grab those dice...and throw
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
just let them go
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you just roll those dice...once, twice, thrice...you know
you fill in a box when thrice, its done
sometimes it just takes twice
a tally in one's so nice, you know
a trio of fours
a pair of ones arrive
a full house, you score
your total's twenty-five
a yahtzee is gold
a small straight's okay
a large one's appealing
there's "chance" if no play
you must roll the dice
not thrilling to get a score of "one"
you have to be precise
but sometimes the "bones" aren't nice, you know
the same kind of four
or even three's sublime
you add up the score
of all the dots you find
a bonus, your goal
a sixty-three craved
if you reach this ceiling
add thirty-five, babe
(roll...the...dice)...you throw a "boxcar"
(roll...roll...the...the...dice)...you pray for sixes, three
(roll...roll...roll...the...the...the...dice)
(ooh ooh ooh...roll the...roll the...dice...just roll the dice)
yes
(roll the dice)
hope it comes out right, comes out right, you know
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
don't be slow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you can hold 'em tight, nice and tight...and blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
for luck, you blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
surely, grab those dice, grab those dice...and throw
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
just let them go
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you just roll those dice...once, twice, thrice...you know
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Very original concept, Alvin, not only well executed but well invested in an OS I really like.
thanks stan, glad you enjoyed
he he
I roll my loaded dice, and up come 8 and 7.
thanks ann and john
Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Dice~ this has mee itchin' for Reno !
I love gambling themed parodies. This is a winner.
Fives up.
I caught on by the second line. Now how 'bout Avalanche and Booby-Trap? :-)
thanks DivaLasVegas...i spent the last couple of days in vegas....thanks IB...glad ya enjoyed....thanks 2eagle...thanks merry...lol...i was more of an "aggravation" and "mouse trap" guy
Sir Alvin, I 'm sure you had a great time; who did you see in Vegas? I haven't been there in quite awhile, so I'd love to see a show, and the Hoover Dam !
i saw the beatles' "love" show at the mirage, quite the mind blowing experience
Well, I rolled the dice on this one and came up with 5 "fives", but the site will only let me score three of them for this parody. Clever job, to my admittedly limited site knowledge, you are the reigning "Amiright.com Yahtzee-Themed Parody Champion". IMHO, it's a well-deserved "roll" ~ ~ ~
I definitely agree with everyone's comments! I may have rolled some Lucky 5's but you had just rolled Lucky 7's with your extraordinary song! Congrats to a parody well done!! I feel so happy most of the time when I read (or sing) your parodies!
thanks paul...i've written two yahtzee parodies so far...don't remember seeing any others...thanks chrisite...glad ya enjoyed, i appreciate your comments
From Yahtzee to Nazis, 5's
thanks lionel
Sometimes it's spooky when I read a comment from Merry that I was going to write! I loved how I knew it was Yahtzee straight away! Great stuff alvin!
thanks peregrin, glad ya enjoyed
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