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Song Parodies -> "Roll The Dice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Roll The Dice"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you must roll the dice
you fill in a box when thrice, its done
sometimes it just takes twice
a tally in one's so nice, you know

a trio of fours
a pair of ones arrive
a full house, you score
your total's twenty-five
a yahtzee is gold
a small straight's okay
a large one's appealing
there's "chance" if no play

you must roll the dice
not thrilling to get a score of "one"
you have to be precise
but sometimes the "bones" aren't nice, you know

the same kind of four
or even three's sublime
you add up the score
of all the dots you find
a bonus, your goal
a sixty-three craved
if you reach this ceiling
add thirty-five, babe

(roll...the...dice)...you throw a "boxcar"
(roll...roll...the...the...dice)...you pray for sixes, three
(roll...roll...roll...the...the...the...dice)

(ooh ooh ooh...roll the...roll the...dice...just roll the dice)
yes
(roll the dice)
hope it comes out right, comes out right, you know
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
don't be slow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you can hold 'em tight, nice and tight...and blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
for luck, you blow
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
surely, grab those dice, grab those dice...and throw
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
just let them go
(roll the dice...roll the...roll the dice)
you just roll those dice...once, twice, thrice...you know

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Stan Hall - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Very original concept, Alvin, not only well executed but well invested in an OS I really like.
alvin - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan, glad you enjoyed
Ann Hammond - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
John Barry - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I roll my loaded dice, and up come 8 and 7.
alvin - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks ann and john
DivaLasVegas - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, ~Mighty Duke o'Dice~ this has mee itchin' for Reno !
Invisible Boy - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I love gambling themed parodies. This is a winner.
2Eagle - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Fives up.
Meriadoc - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
I caught on by the second line. Now how 'bout Avalanche and Booby-Trap? :-)
alvin - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks DivaLasVegas...i spent the last couple of days in vegas....thanks IB...glad ya enjoyed....thanks 2eagle...thanks merry...lol...i was more of an "aggravation" and "mouse trap" guy
DivaLasVegas - October 21, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I 'm sure you had a great time; who did you see in Vegas? I haven't been there in quite awhile, so I'd love to see a show, and the Hoover Dam !
alvin - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
i saw the beatles' "love" show at the mirage, quite the mind blowing experience
Paul Robinson - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Well, I rolled the dice on this one and came up with 5 "fives", but the site will only let me score three of them for this parody. Clever job, to my admittedly limited site knowledge, you are the reigning "Amiright.com Yahtzee-Themed Parody Champion". IMHO, it's a well-deserved "roll" ~ ~ ~
Christie Marie M - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
I definitely agree with everyone's comments! I may have rolled some Lucky 5's but you had just rolled Lucky 7's with your extraordinary song! Congrats to a parody well done!! I feel so happy most of the time when I read (or sing) your parodies!
alvin - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks paul...i've written two yahtzee parodies so far...don't remember seeing any others...thanks chrisite...glad ya enjoyed, i appreciate your comments
Lionel Mertens - October 23, 2008 - Report this comment
From Yahtzee to Nazis, 5's
alvin - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks lionel
Peregrin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Sometimes it's spooky when I read a comment from Merry that I was going to write! I loved how I knew it was Yahtzee straight away! Great stuff alvin!
alvin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks peregrin, glad ya enjoyed

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