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Song Parodies -> "Cold As Ice (Literally)"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Cold As Ice (Literally)"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

An ode to winter and extreme cold.
It's as cold as ice
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more

I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!

It's as cold as ice
I'm willin' to sacrifice the warmth
This is not paradise
Ev'rywhere I go there's ice
more, more

I've been cold before
It happens all the time
When I close the door
The cold hits my behind
So friggin' damn cold
I'm freezing away
I know winter's coming
It's not Christmas today!!

(Solo)

Cold as ice, I can't start my car
Cold, cold, as, as, ice, as cold as ice to me
Cold, cold, as, as, ice

Ooh, ooh, ooh, cold as, cold as ice
It's as cold as ice
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice, I know
It's as cold as ice, oh yes I know
It's as cold as ice, cold as ice...
(Repeat indefinitely)

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Guy - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Chris - What locale are you writing about. It has been fairly cool here in south Texas so I can imagine what it feels like in the northern climates.

How Cold was it?
It was so cold that the politicians had their hands in their OWN pockets!
It was so cold that Grandpa’s teeth were chattering - in the glass!
Leah Lockhart - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
This was good. I hate cold weather. I moved to the west coast to get away and I'm still freezing my buns off!
Peregrin - November 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Chris, not too keen on the original, so this is a 'stone cold' certain improvement.
AussieBullDog - November 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Wanna swap? It's bloody cold down here. 5-4-4

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