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Song Parodies -> "Rumplestiltskin"

Original Song Title:

"Double Vision"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Rumplestiltskin"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

little clown was dirty
really kinda mean
he was a runt...who was gruff to extreme
he saved my life this one time
my relief was great
but then he stuck around for my child's birth date

filthy guy
this rumplestiltskin
horrifies
this rumplestiltskin
ooh...now he brings gloom to me
and he brings doom to me
this rumplestiltskin got the best of me

clever new ploy's what i really need
he's vile but patient and he listens as i plead
he said, "alright, i'm gonna test you to the limit..
guess my name now, my dear....many letters in it "

fooled this guy
this rumplestiltskin
"ho ! ", said i
"you're rumplestiltskin"
ooh...tried to be cruel to me
but badly fooled was he
this rumplestiltskin was upset with me
upset with me !

ooh...rumplestiltskin
ooh...i gypped rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...he had a fit now,i said...
quite a tantrum, he's dead
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i got that rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...free from rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...goodbye ol' rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i tricked rumplestiltskin



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McKludge - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Woohoo! Another fairy tale parody! Here's some rumpled fives.
John Barry - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Title of the day!
alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and john
Dobbs - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
This one was interesting. 5,5,5
alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks dobbs
2Eagle - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Three golden fives.
Iosif Vissarionovich Dzhugashvili Stalin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Vot's so hard about "Rumplestiltskin"? In Russian, means "wrinkled foreskin (of yur "stilt")". Von look und she vud haf known. But iss funny and vas Gudenov for me -- I drink to you fife shots! -- tt.
alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle and losif...lol
Dr. Sigmund Freud - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
For vunce, I must agree mit mine enemy, der mass murderer Stalin. Like most fairy tales, iss designed to scare girls avay from der Stilt thing, rumpled or especially if not rumpled. Like mine dissertation on "Sleeping Beauty": "A girl pricks (zer vords, not mine) her finger mit a spindle, and starts to bleed, at 15." (Before zey put ze hormones in za hamburger, girls started to bleed at 15, not 11). "She goes into a coma and briars grow around her until za Prince arrives."
Vat, I got to spell it out for you in black und white? "Girls, when you hit puberty, put all your urges to sleep, and wrap yourselves in barbed vire until you meet the prince, or Prince, or Freddy Printz Jr., or whatever." ... Like most "fairy tales", zey are trying to make girls vant to hang arount mit fairies.
alvin - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks siggy for the analysis...very astute
Andy Primus - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good parody & OS
AFW - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
If Rumplestiltskin, then alvin kin, too
Ann Hammond - October 02, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
alvin - October 03, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks andy, AFW, dr. music and ann
Christie Marie M - October 24, 2008 - Report this comment
I read and saw the movie "Rumplestiltskin". It's so sad that someone like him who once did a lot of good deeds in exchange for an evil scheme. I don't exactly remember the plot since I saw it long time ago. Very good parody! Funny and fluently paced!! 555!!!
alvin - October 25, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks christie

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