Song Parodies -> Rumplestiltskin
| Original Song Title: | "Double Vision" |
| Original Performer: | Foreigner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Rumplestiltskin" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
little clown was dirty
really kinda mean
he was a runt...who was gruff to extreme
he saved my life this one time
my relief was great
but then he stuck around for my child's birth date
filthy guy
this rumplestiltskin
horrifies
this rumplestiltskin
ooh...now he brings gloom to me
and he brings doom to me
this rumplestiltskin got the best of me
clever new ploy's what i really need
he's vile but patient and he listens as i plead
he said, "alright, i'm gonna test you to the limit..
guess my name now, my dear....many letters in it "
fooled this guy
this rumplestiltskin
"ho ! ", said i
"you're rumplestiltskin"
ooh...tried to be cruel to me
but badly fooled was he
this rumplestiltskin was upset with me
upset with me !
ooh...rumplestiltskin
ooh...i gypped rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...he had a fit now,i said...
quite a tantrum, he's dead
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i got that rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...free from rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...goodbye ol' rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i tricked rumplestiltskin
really kinda mean
he was a runt...who was gruff to extreme
he saved my life this one time
my relief was great
but then he stuck around for my child's birth date
filthy guy
this rumplestiltskin
horrifies
this rumplestiltskin
ooh...now he brings gloom to me
and he brings doom to me
this rumplestiltskin got the best of me
clever new ploy's what i really need
he's vile but patient and he listens as i plead
he said, "alright, i'm gonna test you to the limit..
guess my name now, my dear....many letters in it "
fooled this guy
this rumplestiltskin
"ho ! ", said i
"you're rumplestiltskin"
ooh...tried to be cruel to me
but badly fooled was he
this rumplestiltskin was upset with me
upset with me !
ooh...rumplestiltskin
ooh...i gypped rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...he had a fit now,i said...
quite a tantrum, he's dead
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i got that rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...free from rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...goodbye ol' rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...rumplestiltskin
ooh...rumplestiltskin...i tricked rumplestiltskin
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Woohoo! Another fairy tale parody! Here's some rumpled fives.
Title of the day!
thanks mckludge and john
This one was interesting. 5,5,5
thanks dobbs
Three golden fives.
Vot's so hard about "Rumplestiltskin"? In Russian, means "wrinkled foreskin (of yur "stilt")". Von look und she vud haf known. But iss funny and vas Gudenov for me -- I drink to you fife shots! -- tt.
thanks 2eagle and losif...lol
For vunce, I must agree mit mine enemy, der mass murderer Stalin. Like most fairy tales, iss designed to scare girls avay from der Stilt thing, rumpled or especially if not rumpled. Like mine dissertation on "Sleeping Beauty": "A girl pricks (zer vords, not mine) her finger mit a spindle, and starts to bleed, at 15." (Before zey put ze hormones in za hamburger, girls started to bleed at 15, not 11). "She goes into a coma and briars grow around her until za Prince arrives."
Vat, I got to spell it out for you in black und white? "Girls, when you hit puberty, put all your urges to sleep, and wrap yourselves in barbed vire until you meet the prince, or Prince, or Freddy Printz Jr., or whatever." ... Like most "fairy tales", zey are trying to make girls vant to hang arount mit fairies.
Vat, I got to spell it out for you in black und white? "Girls, when you hit puberty, put all your urges to sleep, and wrap yourselves in barbed vire until you meet the prince, or Prince, or Freddy Printz Jr., or whatever." ... Like most "fairy tales", zey are trying to make girls vant to hang arount mit fairies.
thanks siggy for the analysis...very astute
Good parody & OS
If Rumplestiltskin, then alvin kin, too
he he
thanks andy, AFW, dr. music and ann
I read and saw the movie "Rumplestiltskin". It's so sad that someone like him who once did a lot of good deeds in exchange for an evil scheme. I don't exactly remember the plot since I saw it long time ago. Very good parody! Funny and fluently paced!! 555!!!
thanks christie
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