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Song Parodies -> "Blue Blooded (English Nobility)"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Blue Blooded (English Nobility)"

Parody Written by:

Andy Primus

The Lyrics

If someone is said to be blue blooded they are part of the English nobility. The term applies to any generation but the stereotype is of an elderly and stuffy upper class twit on a huge country estate. This is about one such man who happens to be very old. The words follow the original studio recording - not the inaccurate lyric pages on the net.
Well I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

I can hardly read, I'm blind
You know that my hips, they grind
Boney an' kinda slow
I can't move too fine
There's no play within my spine
They wanna know if I'm joinin' Rossi an' Quo.

Now I slurp a stew, can't eat meat the way I used to do
It's hard to chew, my mind is leavin', haven't got a clue.

Because I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, blue blooded.

If the maid's alright
She'll be on call day an' night
Coz she lives in for free
But I always act like a swine
"Come on girl, fetch me the wine"
"Tell me, have you got dumber, you sure look that way to me".

Now I'm old an' gruff, an' I've been greedy with my gathered stuff
I'm not feelin' right, will you save my life for me tonight.

Coz I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

Now my son is due, he can take my mansion with a view
Oh, before I'm through, I'll see the relatives I barely knew.

Well I'm blue blooded, check it an' see
I need a favour, I'm a hundred an' three
Comin' maybe, I can't do more than inch
I'm blue blooded, I'm blue blooded.

Blue blooded...every night
Blue blooded...I'm losin' the fight
Blue blooded...now she's skivin', I'm riled
Blue blooded...an' the grot, it has piled
Blue blooded...it's a little bit high
Blue blooded...she's a little bit sly
Blue blooded...she's makin' me ring
Blue blooded...for that neat pleat thing.



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stooge - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
pacing was just a touch off in parts, but very funny
alvin - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
i bet some aliens have blue blood too !....i can just see some old guy croakin' this out in a video
Ann Hammond - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
John Barry - September 12, 2008 - Report this comment
A blue-ribbon parody.

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