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"My Yacht's Flooded"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

[brief instrumental intro]

Well, my yacht's flooded
I'm stuck out at sea
The sharks are circling
Looks like they're eying me
Hope someone saves me
Or I won't have a chance
My yacht's flooded
That's not funny

Now you'll have to hear me whine
and later my last frantic cries
Here is my tale of woe

I'm behooved at this time
To express that I'm not fine
I sure do hope
That you're coming
out to my boat

Now it's likely true
If you don't save me I will be shark food
I think that's screwed
My boat is sinking
deep into the blue

Hey, guy – My yacht's flooded
Stuck here, you see
I'm much in need now
Won't you please rescue me?
Oh, please save me
I think you're my last chance
I'm not funnin'
The clock's runnin'

I'm so filled with fright
Save me from this awful plight
Please respond to my pleas

Bud, would you please throw me a line (And hurry!)
'Cause I'm in a bind (Help Me!)
In a spot right now
Goose is cooked now if you leave

Man, this really sucks
I will be dead-meat if those sharks smell blood
I'm a whiny guy
Oh, please save my ass
From sharks that bite

My damn yacht's flooded
It's got a big leak
I should have checked it before
going to sea
I'm a dummy
now I'm wetting my pants
The sharks smell blood
They want my butt (Hope not!)

[instrumental break – sharks circle in closer now]

Now it seems I'm screwed
Those sharks sense that I will be good food
I implore you, dude
Please help me get away
from Death so cruel

'Cause my yacht's flooded
Got a big leak
And now it's sinking
deep down into the sea
Man, please save me
Now you're my only chance
A shark's comin'
He looks hungry

(Shark's comin')
Has me in sight
(Looks hungry)
Like he wants a bite
(Not funny)
Grisly death in short time
(Oh, please buddy)
Save me from this fate so vile

(I'm bloodied)
That shark bit my thigh
(shock's set in)
See you wave me "bye-bye"
(No blood left)
They're devouring me

losing blood most rapidly

[fade out to end]

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Adagio - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Good one. No wonder I don't like oceans.
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, neither on the "sea" thing...
alvin rhodes - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
yeah...i have problems with my yacht, too, ain't it a bitch ?
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
(sigh) It's common problem for us rich folks, year I'm gonna spend my extra "Rich person" Tax Refund on getting that leak more "Dances with Sharks" for me...
Rick C - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
This OS is foreign to me but, you did a great job. Just kidding, I know the OS. Especially liked how you varied the choruses, "clock's runnin'", "not funnin" etc. 555
Kristof Robertson - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm with Alvin....AND my Lear Jet's in for repairs this week as well. Sheesh! Loved the title, and the parody was pretty good too. 555
Paul Robinson - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Rick C & Kristof - Thanks for looking in. Rick - gotta vary the choruses 'else it's just no fun to do, what with all the repetitive lines...Kristof - better make sure that Lear jet isn't losing air pressure...Appreciate the comments, guys ~ ~ ~
Stuart McArthur - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
have you ever seen a shark that doesn't look hungry Paul? - lol - nice job - and don't float your boat off Australia then! - 555
Lionel Mertens - July 25, 2006 - Report this comment
I got a land yacht I'll sell ya? It has so much room you could but a refinery in the back. Well you can get back to me. 5's
Red Ant - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Excellent Paul.
Paul Robinson - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
good thing I'm actually a landlubber...HAR! Thanks, Guys ~ ~ ~
Meriadoc - July 26, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice job Paul - hope you get rescued, but let Foreigner go down with the ship! ;-D
Paul Robinson - July 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Ah, another "Foreigner Fan", eh, Mer? Yeah, I agree about the group...Thanks!
Michael Pacholek - July 28, 2006 - Report this comment
That'll teach ya to invite Kate Winslet onto your boat. Still waiting for James Cameron to make the sequel, either "Lusitania," "Hindenburg" or "Andrea Doria." (It probably won't be "Edmund Fitzgerald," since there were no women on board, but I wouldn't put it past him.)
Paul Robinson - August 02, 2006 - Report this comment
MP - Impressive know the Hindenburg was a blimp, though...Thanks!

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