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Song Parodies -> "Veal Tried The First Time"

Original Song Title:

"Feels Like The First Time"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Veal Tried The First Time"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

I would fry any flounder
Stale buns, soggy cheese
If that's what it takes; cow baby
To show how much food means to me
And I guess it's just the hoofin' in you
That brings out the marinade meat
I know I can help myself
From stall, to the grill, to me

It's veal tried the first time
Veal tried the very first time
It's veal tried the first time
It's veal tried the very first time

I have tasted a lifetime
Spend and dine so foolishly
But now that I've chowed moo
Tooth-leather we'll make history
And I know that it must be the hoofin' in you
That brings out the marinade meat
I know I can help myself
A low fat surprise to eat

And it's veal tried the first time
Like I never did before
Veal tried the first time
Likely open up for more
Veal tried the first time
Like it's tender thrill descends, tender again

Veal tried the first time, it's veal tried the first time
It's veal tried the very first time, very, very, it's veal
It's veal tried the first time, oh it's veal tried the first time
It's veal tried the very first time

Open up for more, won't you open up for more?

Veal tried the first time
And it's veal tried the very first time
And it's veal tried the first time
It's veal tried the very first time

It's veal tried the first time
And it's veal tried the very first time
Oh it's veal, it's veal tried the first time
Yeah it's veal tried the first time
(c)2005 M. O'Neill

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Stephen aka Step-chan - October 25, 2005 - Report this comment
455, now I'm hungry(that's a compliment).

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