-> "Cold Blooded"
Original Song Title:
"Hot Blooded"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Cold Blooded"
Parody Written by:
Laura Williams (LLW)
The Lyrics
Well I'm cold blooded
Touch me and feel
I got a fever of a cold-blooded seal
Come on doctor
Do you have a heat pad?
I'm cold-blooded
I'm cold-blooded
You don't have to check my pulse
To know I don't have a pulse
Doctor, you ought a know
Please check my bloodline
Let me tell you I ain't fine
I want to know
Should I be able to swallow?
Now it's up to you
Do something fast
My lips are turning blue
Just me and you
Hurry up or I'll live in an igloo
That's why I'm cold blooded
Touch me and feel
I got a fever of a cold-blooded seal
Come on doctor
Do you have a heat pad?
I'm cold-blooded
I'm cold-blooded
If I feel alright
Maybe I'll heat up in the night
Do you think that could be?
But you've got to give me a sign
Come on, doc
Some kind of sign
Tell me
Are you top-rated?
You sure look that way to me
I am cold enough
Do you have something warm like an earmuff?
I am losing sight
Did you save the heat for me tonight?
Yeah I'm cold-blooded
Touch me and feel
I feel the coldness slowly starting to heal
Come on doctor
Do you have a heat pad?
I'm cold-blooded
I'm cold-blooded
Now it's up to you
Can you make some hot tea for two?
Before you do
Can you get something hot I can chew?
Well I'm cold blooded
Touch me and feel
I got a fever of a cold-blooded seal
Come on doctor
Do you have a heat pad?
I'm cold-blooded
I'm cold-blooded
Cold-blooded
I am snow-white
Cold-blooded
My skin looks so tight
Cold-blooded
Now you're driving me wild
Cold-blooded
I'm so cold and blue
Cold-blooded
I'm a little bit high
Cold-blooded
You're a little bit shy
Cold-blooded
You're making me cling
Cold-blooded
For your heated warm bed
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