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Song Parodies -> "Toll Device"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Toll Device"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

You're a toll device!
You're willing to sacrifice your arm!

Your salary is nice!
Someday you'll pay the price, I know!

I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
Repetitive motion, heave and hurl the dime!

You're getting too old!
You're growing too gray!
A fortune you're stealing, but someday you'll pay!

You're a toll device!
You're killing your back! You ice your arm!

You've got ferret eyes!
And someday you'll slay the mice, I know!

I've seen it before,
It happens all the time!
You're hosing a boar! Your sleeves are curled behind!

You're picking your nose!
You're throwing up hay!
Your porker is squealing in Oil of Olay!

( --- instrumental --- )

Toll (Toll!) de(de!)vice!
You know that you are!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!
As gross as lice to me!
Gross (Gross!) as(as!) lice!

( --- instrumental --- )

(You-u-u-u-u...are a toll de-vice!)
You're as rolled as dice!
Rolled as dice, I know!
Yes I know!

(You-u-u-u-u...are a pizza-pie!)
You're a pizza-pie!
Sold as slice, I know!
Ohhhh yes I know!

(You-u-u-u-u...are exploding mice!)
You're exploding mice!
Blow'n up mice, I know!
Ohhhh mess I 'plode!

(You-u-u-u-u...are as cold as ice!)
You're as cold as ice!
Stole THAT line, I know!
Ohhhh yes I stole!

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Royce Miller - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
there's a booth every few minutes when you're trying to get home
Rick D - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
In trying to think up something for this song, i went through all the rhymes, but you still did one I didn't think of. To quote "Hard Day's Night", "Quit being taller than me!"
Stuart McArthur - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
wow - the syllable matching is a treat, JD - this could easily be the original - although sometimes it necessarily becomes a little adagioesque - "sold as slice" for example - 555 for the artistry alone
Red Ant - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Chucky G. seriously needs to put in the automatic " Johnny D " and " " 555 voting in the place your vote column. Don't you guys have an EZ-pass or equivalent where you live? :)
Johnny D - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Royce, Rick D, Stuart, and Red Ant!
alvin rhodes - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
"toll" was droll...5s
Johnny D - April 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Alvin.

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