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Song Parodies -> "Cold To Mice"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Cold To Mice"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

you're so cold to mice
you're willing to sacrifice their young
you're causing their demise
i must say they seem surprised...i know

you've caught them before
and played with them at times
you let out a roar and blew their little minds
but when that got old
you put them away
an end to their squealing
an end to your play

you're so cold to mice
and you love to eat those guys for lunch
a couple should suffice
or you'll need some exercise...i know

you wanna eat more
you're hungry all the time
you hide by the door
and sneak up from behind
they race for their hole
but can't get away
do cats have no feelings
of tact or fair play ?

cold to mice
you know that you are
cold to mice
you're cold as you can be
cold to mice

you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know

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Stuart McArthur - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Alvin - love the parody, and (I'm ashamed to say) I love the original - I have it on one of my best-of tapes somewhere - them poor little meeces - 555
Airfarcewon - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS....So I Cat comment on pacing...but a clever title and idea...good lines-triple five.
Paul Robinson - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I taut I taw a puddee tat...555...
Susanna Viljanen - October 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Catsssh... catsssssh... why it'ssssh alwayssssh thowssssh [warm-}bloody mammalssssh... now we sssshnakesssh are the true cold-bloodersssshhh...

Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Funny...555
Ashkicksass - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Very nice! Well...not nice. But you know what I mean...
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks everyone...i appreciate it
Johnny D - October 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job, Alvin Cougar Mellencamp Rhodes. 5's

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