Song Parodies -> Cold To Mice
| Original Song Title: | "Cold As Ice" |
| Original Performer: | Foreigner |
| Parody Song Title: | "Cold To Mice" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
you're so cold to mice
you're willing to sacrifice their young
you're causing their demise
i must say they seem surprised...i know
you've caught them before
and played with them at times
you let out a roar and blew their little minds
but when that got old
you put them away
an end to their squealing
an end to your play
you're so cold to mice
and you love to eat those guys for lunch
a couple should suffice
or you'll need some exercise...i know
you wanna eat more
you're hungry all the time
you hide by the door
and sneak up from behind
they race for their hole
but can't get away
do cats have no feelings
of tact or fair play ?
cold to mice
you know that you are
cold to mice
you're cold as you can be
cold to mice
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know
you're willing to sacrifice their young
you're causing their demise
i must say they seem surprised...i know
you've caught them before
and played with them at times
you let out a roar and blew their little minds
but when that got old
you put them away
an end to their squealing
an end to your play
you're so cold to mice
and you love to eat those guys for lunch
a couple should suffice
or you'll need some exercise...i know
you wanna eat more
you're hungry all the time
you hide by the door
and sneak up from behind
they race for their hole
but can't get away
do cats have no feelings
of tact or fair play ?
cold to mice
you know that you are
cold to mice
you're cold as you can be
cold to mice
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know
you're so cold to mice
cold to mice
i know...oh yes, i know
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Alvin - love the parody, and (I'm ashamed to say) I love the original - I have it on one of my best-of tapes somewhere - them poor little meeces - 555
DKTOS....So I Cat comment on pacing...but a clever title and idea...good lines-triple five.
I taut I taw a puddee tat...555...
Catsssh... catsssssh... why it'ssssh alwayssssh thowssssh [warm-}bloody mammalssssh... now we sssshnakesssh are the true cold-bloodersssshhh...
Funny...555
Very nice! Well...not nice. But you know what I mean...
thanks everyone...i appreciate it
Good job, Alvin Cougar Mellencamp Rhodes. 5's
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