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Song Parodies -> "Long Time"

Original Song Title:

"Long Time"

Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Long Time"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

its been such a long time
my penis wasn't growin'
when out on a date, you see
it just kept lollin'
spark's gone
its a distant mem'ry
i've got to get it up or i'll scream
the doc said try it my way
he gave me something, i must say

well, i'm takin' a pill
when the mood is on
usin' drugs arouse me
when my drive is gone
then i shake and i grind
i'm a stud once more
so full of pride, that i must roar
its been such a long time
its been such a long time

used to be lonely
had to live without poon
but things are fine...drillin' the mine
my whole life's now about poon
good times
no hang-ups left to bind me
i'm tryin' to forget the shame
my failures are behind me
you know just where you'll find me

well, i'm takin' a pill
when the mood is on
usin' drugs arouse me
when my drive is gone
then i shake and i grind
i'm a stud once more
so full of pride, that i must roar
its been such a long time
its been such a long time

yeah, its been such a long time
through girls i've been a-mowin'
and its workin' great for me
no problems growin'
there's a boatload
of chicks i wanna ride with
i gotta keep on chasin' the dames
i take it where i find it
i never seem to mind it

well, i'm takin' a pill
when the mood is on
takin' a pill
when the mood gets strong
takin' a pill
takin' a pill

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Guy - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
So glad "that you got your dong primed". Perhaps you could interest Cialas or Enzyte to use your song in one of their commercials or not. Great parody to a classic rock and roll favorite of mine.
Paul Robinson - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - this is a such a long song / all about king kong dong/ When it extends/ out to the end / that will have you crowing...5's...
alvin rhodes - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks guy and paul
Johnny D - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
(ooo, my ego gets to say it TWICE today!)

I'm Johnny D, and I approve of THIS parody, too.
Ravyn Rant - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Wasn't this a Boston song?
Dee Range - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Love it , alvin. Praise the Lord and pass the Viagra..5's
Jonathan C. - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes, it was, Johnny. Alvin probably got "Long Time" confused with "Feels Like The First Time".
Jonathan C. - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops, sorry Ravyn!
the proper original artists police - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
1-1-1 for not even knowing who wrote the song. how did you find these lyrics searching under "foreigner"?

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