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Song Parodies -> "Learn to Tie a Tie"

Original Song Title:

"Cold As Ice"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Learn to Tie a Tie"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

Hey guys! Listen up! People like us hate when you have a badly tied tie! You're not Harry Potter! Do it right!
Learn to tie a tie
Bottom should not lie above the waist
Your style kind of bites
Who really wears paisley these days?

I've seen it before, on almost every guy
Your collar's not down, or else your knot's too wide
That tie's gettin' old, all worn-out and frayed
If it is stained you shuold throw it away

Learn to tie a tie
Bottom should not lie above the waist
You want the clip-on kind
Ya gotta know how one of these days...

I've seen it before, on almost every guy
Your collar's not down, or else your knot's too wide
That tie's gettin' old, all worn-out and frayed
If it is stained you shuold throw it away

Ties! Ties! Ties!
You really need to
Leaaarn.. tooo.. tieee..
Learn to tie your tie, you see

Youuu yooouu yooou
Cannot tie a tie

Learn to tie a tie
Learn to tie a tie today

{ad lib a bunch of stuff about tying ties}
I drew an illustration of how your tie should look. Click here.

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cheerleader - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
heeheehee. you forgot about when the skinny end is longer than the other ;D
Billy Florio - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow..I didnt think it could be done.....I cant beleive you drew a picture lol
Leo Jay - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh -- I still own some paisleys from the 80s... it seems barely anyone wears ties at all anymore... Anyway, funny idea, well-executed. Rhythmically, 'lie' falls on the wrong beat for the 'tie/lie' rhyme, but still well done.
lebeiw15 - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Haha.. thanks for your comments.. and Leo Jay, I knew someone would bring that up.. but it was like 1:00 in the morning and I didn't feel like changing it.. I know, shame on me.. :)
Meriadoc - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Foreigner can only..... wait a minute - I'm getting a major deja vu! :-P
lebeiw15 - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Meriadoc, you're getting as repetitive as Bob Geldolf.. :0)

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