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Song Parodies -> "Self-Sushi"

Original Song Title:

"Hot Blooded"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foreigner

Parody Song Title:

"Self-Sushi"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I wonder what would happen if Foreigner started channeling Frank Zappa...hmm...
(instrumental intro)

Well---
I'm self-sushi, eating just me
I ate a crunchy scab that formed on my knee
Come on baby, don't you chew boils you lance?
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi

You don't have to see my plate
To know what I haven't ate
Only my doctor knows

Now I chew toenail
But I spit it in the pail
I wanna know
What I'm chewin', 'fore I swallow

It's chewed-up into
Pecan-like-crunchy-bit-from-me-food
Just me I chew
I'll show self-lovin' that'll make you spew

That's why---
I'm self-sushi, tasting just me
How much like chewing gum my earwax can be
Come on baby, don't you chew boils you lance?
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi

If it peels off right
Maybe it'll last all night
Shall I squeeze it and see?

Pimples ought to taste like a lime
Yum yum boil, you're tastin' fine
Pop it, in a hot sauna - you'll sure cook that dermal cheese

Are you old enough? Will you be ready when I squeeze your stuff?
Is my timing right? Did you save your cheese for me tonight?

Yeah---
I'm self-sushi, I'm my own meal
Eating fever blisters peeled off my heel
Come on baby, don't you chew boils you lance?
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi

(solo mastication noises)

It's chewed-up into
Pecan-like-crunchy-bit-from-me-food
(Oh) Before I chew
I'll have to nip away some hangnails too

Well---
I'm self-sushi, sick as can be
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Must have eaten some weird fungus by chance
I'm self-sushi, I'm self-sushi

(Self-sushi) Every night
(Self-sushi) I'm not very bright
(Self-sushi) Now I'm scratching my fleas
(Self-sushi) I'm so (Self-sushi) hot for my cheese
(Self-sushi) I'm a little bit high
(Self-sushi) I'm a freakin' weird guy
(Self-sushi) I'm psycho and strange
(Self-sushi) My weight (Self-sushi) does not change

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Paul Robinson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny - I get the feeling something is eating at you. On the positive you would never have to worry about not having anything to eat...YUCK!!! A throughly gross and demented piece of work. I find this disgustingly funny . You get 5's in the three regular categories and whatever the max score is in the "G & D" areas.
Rod Worden - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant and repulsive! 5 dingle-berries X 3.
Kristof Robertson - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
You said it Johnny...you are one freakin' weird guy. Don't change 555
alvin rhodes - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
this is disturbed to be sure....i think i'll have me a peanut butter and toe jam sandwich...5s
neminem - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
*blinkblink* Scary, but amusing. 5'd.
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Holy buckets. 5's.
Adagio - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
GEE...ROSS!!! lol 5's
EmiLoca - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Does my vote EVER register? *sighs...*
Johnny D - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again, everybody - I really do think of Frank Zappa and The Mothers of Invention when I read/hear the words "Self-Sushi" !
Melhi - June 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny, I think you're getting a little consumed with yourself. ;) Seriously, funny stuff!
Johnny D - June 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Melhi!

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