Song Parodies -> I Dust Furniture With Lemon Pledge
| Original Song Title: | "I Just Want To Make Love To You" |
| Original Performer: | Foghat |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Dust Furniture With Lemon Pledge" |
| Parody Written by: | Jim Rotondo |
Bear in mind the flexibility of the blues format, this does work in performance.
I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
You can tell by the way I make my tables shine,
You can see your reflection in that hutch of mine.
If you show up for dinner and make a nasty spill,
I’ll buy Ajax Detergent, then send you the bill.
I don’t need to buy no, cheap Behold,
No protection against, scum and mold.
You plopped the chicken in my, floury dredge?
I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
Solo
I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
More solo to end…
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
You can tell by the way I make my tables shine,
You can see your reflection in that hutch of mine.
If you show up for dinner and make a nasty spill,
I’ll buy Ajax Detergent, then send you the bill.
I don’t need to buy no, cheap Behold,
No protection against, scum and mold.
You plopped the chicken in my, floury dredge?
I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
Solo
I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.
More solo to end…
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