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Song Parodies -> "I Dust Furniture With Lemon Pledge"

Original Song Title:

"I Just Want To Make Love To You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Foghat

Parody Song Title:

"I Dust Furniture With Lemon Pledge"

Parody Written by:

Jim Rotondo

The Lyrics

Bear in mind the flexibility of the blues format, this does work in performance.
I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

You can tell by the way I make my tables shine,
You can see your reflection in that hutch of mine.
If you show up for dinner and make a nasty spill,
I’ll buy Ajax Detergent, then send you the bill.

I don’t need to buy no, cheap Behold,
No protection against, scum and mold.
You plopped the chicken in my, floury dredge?
I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

Solo

I wash clothes with regular, All Blue Cheer,
I use Bleach to clean up, old spilt beer.
My cleaning habits are just, cutting edge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

I keep toilets fresh with, Tidy Bowl,
I use Lysol Spray for, stink patrol.
I use Easy Off for, oven sledge,
But I dust furniture with, Lemon Pledge.

More solo to end…

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alvin - March 09, 2009 - Report this comment
a very clean parody

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