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Song Parodies -> "Runny-Nose Blues"

Original Song Title:

"Second Hand News"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Runny-Nose Blues"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson 2

The Lyrics

Well, I haven't written anything nor posted here in many years. Got a runny-nose and the urge to try one almost simultaneously, so here goes.
My nose; it’s stuffed up all day
Snot runs all over the place
It hurts, Egad, then forms this crust
Down my face that mucus runs down
I gag up yellow stuff

My nose; not much I can do
This blows; snot forms a green pool
I grab snot-rag and I blow out more gross stuff
Down my face more mucus runs down
It makes me puke up stuff

(Phooey)
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn

It stinks, that mucus does flow
I grab up more tissues and I blow
Runs all day long
I get cross and loudly cuss
That damn mucus just runs down
And makes me gag up stuff

I’m close to losing my mind
I’m glum; grit my teeth and start to cry
I feels so bad; filled with disgust
Gonna lay down on my sad ass
My nose completely stuffed

(Phooey)

Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn

(Phooey, phooey, phooey)

Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Puke-I-Puke, I sure Puke
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down-Down, Down-Down-Down
Down-Down-Down
Damn

Got the runny-nose blues; so damn sick I may puke (Bleaah)
Damn those runny-nose blues; now I think I will puke (Bleaah)
Runny-nose; this is screwed, now I am one sad dude (Bleaah)
Runny-nose, say “P.U.”, here it comes - gobs of goo (Bleaah)
NOTE: Chucky, I had to post using an addition ("2") to my name because I had absolutely no idea what (or even if) my password might have been. Maybe you could somehow group this piece (and any future ones I might post) under my original author page. Thanks, pr

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Agrimorfee - September 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Yay, PR! Nice to see you here again!
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Thanks. I'm not sure how active I'll be but at the very least this may keep the old noggin sloggin' along. When I posted yesterday I knew it had been quite a while, but I didn't realize my last previous parody posting was slightly more than 10 years ago.
CML - September 07, 2018 - Report this comment
We can only hope you'll post some more. This place needs all the help it can get
Paul Robinson - September 07, 2018 - Report this comment
Well, I just posted a piece for tomorrow. Gonna try to do one each day now, although that might be aiming a bit too high.
Peter Andersson - September 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Belcome Wack Paul - I'll take this opportunity to ask if you (back when I was a noob some fifteen years ago) were the one who wrote a parody with only one changed word (possibly repeated for the chorus line, I don't remember the exact details) and like TOTALLY changed the meaning of the original. I mean in a good way, not the bad way we regularly see from first time posters. I wan't to revisit that parody for inspiration, it's one of my remaining goals here to one day find a short song I can do something similar with, and I've forgotten what song that one was. It might not have been you, but I'm almost sure it was a regular poster back then with a name ending with -son like me.
Paul Robinson - September 08, 2018 - Report this comment
Peter - Nope, not me. Now the only other "-son's" with significant posts from back then are Kristof Robertson, Phil Nelson, and Jack Wilson.

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