She’s My Rental Lady

When I’m all alone
Well, I just hit the speed-dial on my phone
And when I hear your voice
I leave a message with my time of choice
Yes, we’ve done this all before
I’ve tried a few, but you’re my favorite… “date” (I couldn’t think of a rhyming word)

You do all the things that my body is cravin’
Dressed like a nurse or a Baltimore Raven
Forty “Cs” is the price that I’m payin’
“You are so handsome and strong”, you’re sayin’...

She’s my rental…gentle girl…always gives my toes a curl
She’s my rental lady…just for fun
She’s my rental…she’s the best… blowin' my mind…and the rest
She’s my rental lady…nine ‘till one…

My wife is with the kids
While you’re returning calls…accepting bids
My spouse has made things clear
She’s cut me back to only twice a year
And that's why you’re here with me
You make me feel so wanted…for a fee…

I love all our quality time spent together
You sure look cute in that thong made of leather
Four long years since you got your diploma
I know you dig my Old Spice aroma...

She’s my rental…gentle fawn…never makes me mow the lawn
She’s my rental lady…once a week
She’s my rental…we’re a pair…just adores my thinning hair
She’s my rental lady…young and chic…

At our rendezvous
You act as if our love is pure and true
But when our time is spent
I’m happy not to buy…but just to rent
Other clients think it’s swell
That when we’re finished you clean-up so well

Yes, this is quite common with men of great power
Spend a small fortune to peek in your shower
Four blue pills and then I will be ready
Let’s just pretend that we’re going steady...

She’s my rental…gives me piece…never makes me sign a lease
She’s my rental lady…makes me swoon
She’s my rental…lips of red…leave her “roses” on the bed
Good-bye rental lady… see ya soon…

IB