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Song Parodies -> "Slayed And Stuffed Me"

Original Song Title:

"Say You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Slayed And Stuffed Me"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

...mrs. bates sings to her son...
no mercy baby...for an old gal like me
cause i've been hollowed, hollowed, hollowed out you see
i'm stitched up tight...from my head to my toes
you've kept me, kept me, kept me stashed down here below

and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me

no pity, baby...just when i thought life was over
i got a stunning, stunning...stunning...makeover
i don't approve..of this new reupholstery
you have renewed me again...so it ain't the end of me

and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me

i'm gonna squawk about it
i'm gonna freak about it
i'm gonna shriek about it evermore

norman, baby...why not let me pass away
cause i'm gettin' weathered, weathered...more each day
i guess i'm not as moist as i used to me
and if i'm left here to bend...there will be no mendin' me

and you've removed my parts and then tossed them 'round
now there's not a single livin' cell, i've found
you doomed me and then sewed me up
yes, you slayed...and then stuffed me

slayed...and then stuffed me

norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?
norman norman norman...why ?





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John Barry - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Laughed my wizened *ss off!
Guy - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Alvin - You are getting me into that Bates frame of mind again. I may have to counter this with one of my own again. This stuff never gets old and you are the true master of Bates horrordy. I simply loved this one. It's up there with your best of Bates. Superb!

The "No pity" 3rd verse is over the top to the stratosphere. Unreal!!! Hilarious!!! Makes my day...
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks john and guy....i have yet another psycho parody cooked up....i'd love to read more of yours
2Eagle - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Like the movie, that's too nauseating for my taste, but good parody anyway.
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks 2eagle
AFW - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
For an answer, I believe Mrs. Bates must refer to that old expression, "Nor-man is an island"...(groan)...another fine "Hitch" here
PMS - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
555
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks AFW and PMS
Stan Hall - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
Showering 5s upon it
alvin - February 18, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks stan
littleBatCakes - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, Oh ~ Mighty Duke of Roads~ this is getting a litle like Pirate Jack Barrow's "LunchMeat" . . . Can we bury the "bates" family now ???
Paul Robinson - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Great stuff, alvin! Hmmm...I'm just thinkin' here... 5's, of course ~ ~ ~ But I'm still just...thinkin'...
littleBatCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir Alvin, I'll even help with the Funeral costs . . .
alvin - February 21, 2008 - Report this comment
thanks littleBatCakes and paul
Harry - February 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Anyone considering a parody of Psycho, consider "Mama" by Genesis, "Mama's Boy" by the Ramones, or maybe even "Mama Kin" by Aerosmith. Nice job, Alvin.

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