Song Parodies -> Casablanca Part 2
| Original Song Title: | "Never Going Back Again" |
| Original Performer: | Fleetwood Mac |
| Parody Song Title: | "Casablanca Part 2" |
| Parody Written by: | 2LD4U |
(Rick Blane is sitting in a hotel room all alone with some Scotch and a radio crooning).
Rick Blane: She went and went on that plane,
Guess I will never see her again.
(Pours out rest of scotch. Opens another bottle).
I have had one drink, I have had two drinks!
(Tears roll down his face).
Never gonna see her again!
(Music break. During that time Rick tries to pee in the sink, but instead pees on his passport. He tries to light a cigarette but sets his blazer on fire instead. After putting it out he settles for jerking off).
She does not know how good she has it!
(Smells his armpit).
Jesus Christ I smell like sh**!
(Mice scurry in). Now I see one mouse, right now in this house!
Waaaah! I'll never do that again!
(Final music break. Poor Rick stares at a picture of his lovely Elsa. Finally because he drank too much he passes out at the end of the song).
Guess I will never see her again.
(Pours out rest of scotch. Opens another bottle).
I have had one drink, I have had two drinks!
(Tears roll down his face).
Never gonna see her again!
(Music break. During that time Rick tries to pee in the sink, but instead pees on his passport. He tries to light a cigarette but sets his blazer on fire instead. After putting it out he settles for jerking off).
She does not know how good she has it!
(Smells his armpit).
Jesus Christ I smell like sh**!
(Mice scurry in). Now I see one mouse, right now in this house!
Waaaah! I'll never do that again!
(Final music break. Poor Rick stares at a picture of his lovely Elsa. Finally because he drank too much he passes out at the end of the song).
Nazis knock on his door. They want to send him to the death camps. Thinking that he is already dead they leave.
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