-> "Mayo Methot's Revenge"
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Parody Song Title:
"Mayo Methot's Revenge"
(Music and jungle beats begin).
MM: (Points a gun to Bogie's head). Why don't you ever kiss me goodnight.....why don't you ever make love to me ri.....iiiiight????
(Moves lips closer to his ear).
HB: (Sneering his signature sneer). Why don't you ever just stay at home? Why don't you ever just leave me aloo....oooone????
(Methot tosses poor naked Becall out of the closet and she screams because there are male stagehands there. At once, they know something is wrong).
LB: (Crying in shame). Why don't you bastards seek out some help? Bogie's poor mad cow is angry as hee.......eeeeellll???.....
(Stagehands appoach the closet just in time, as Methot is cocking her gun. They get behind her and whip the gun out of her hand and subdue her).
MM: NOT DONE WITH YOU BASTARD......AAAHHHYEEEE HAHA! SOME DAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!! JERK! JERK! JERK! SOMEDAY I WILL KILL YOU!!!! SOME DAY I WILL.....
(Police arrive and club poor Merthot into submission! Then they take the blindfold off of Bogie).
HB: Wow, what a skank! (Jerking his thumb in Methot's direction).
(Police car drives away as Methot is ranting. Bacall and Bogie embrace each other and go back into the closet for some more)!
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