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Song Parodies -> "Hotel Doorman Was Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Second Hand News"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Hotel Doorman Was Rude"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

Taking a momentary break from my Grateful Dead work for this. My "Fleetwood Mac" parody muse dropped in on me last night...
~ ~ ~ [Guitar intro solo] ~ ~ ~

I went
up to this hotel
the doorman there
said "Go to hell"
I said "Hey, what?"
He said, "Get lost!
Get your ass out of my lobby
or else it will get tossed"

That was
quite a shock to me
That guy
was so rude, indeed
Yeah, he made me mad
In a tone that was gruff
Said
"I won't stay in this hotel now"
and tried to sound real tough

He went:

Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
I don't care what you do
Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
Man

I said
"Your attitude blows"
He said
"Go shove it up your nose"
That was a surprise
that damn bastard called my bluff
Yeah, I should have just gone elsewhere and left there in a huff

Instead
stood there looking dumb
Rude jerk
had me under his thumb
Made me look bad
I thought that stunk
In dismay I asked that doorman for some help with my stuff

He went:

Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
Go do it yourself
Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
Man

Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
Dude, go screw yourself
Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah
hah-hah-hah
Man

I got dissed by that dude
Man, that doorman was rude
Damn
Got pissed on by that dude
Man, that really was screwed
Man
Could insist; that is true
might be risky to do
That
Raised my fist, but then
Ass; his; kissed, I did, too
Phaah...

~ ~ ~ [guitar solo to end fade] ~ ~ ~

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alvin rhodes - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
carlton goes bananas...funny as hell...5s
Rick C - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah hah-hah-hah-hah, hah-hah-hah hah-hah-hah 555
Paul Robinson - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Tha-Tha-Thanks, Guys ~ ~ ~
Adagio - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
This really sounds like a grown-up paper deliverer that we had. Ruuude!!!! Good one.
Red Ant - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
"Get your ass out of my lobby/or else it will get tossed"; an unintentional double entendre there for sure. I see you have recently visited one of the hotels near me. ;-) 5 55lb bags to the top floor.
Paul Robinson - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat - My paper deliverer was OK...but sadly, the paper he was delivering, the once vibrant, interesting and respected Los Angeles Times has descended into pointless irrelevance...I never thought I would find myself cancelling my subscription, but a few months ago I just finally decided to pull the plug...I took it back for a few weeks after they kept throwing offers at me...and cancelled it again in about a week...I had been reading the Times regularly since my family moved here in 1959, when I was 9 years old...no more, though...I've bought single copies about twice since then and was not impressed on either occasion...well...enough of my "the LA Times is now crap" rant...gotta move on....OH...sorry, Red - almost forgot you there...lol...my only recent hotel stay was when our company had it's annual Customer Seminar at the LAX Radisson...the room was...um..."OK"...but the preparation work they did for our company was really kind of slack...and we paid a bunch of bucks for it...we ended up scrambling for working projectors and extension cords within an hour or two of our scheduled presentations....and then they CHARGED us Big-Time for those items...which were not exactly state-of-the-art....Old Crap, really...bitch, bitch, bitch...that's all I seem to be doing tonight....lol...Well, OK..."Thanks" ~ ~ ~
Larry Hensley - March 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Hilarious stuff, 555s
Paul Robinson - March 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks here, too, Larry ~ ~ ~

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