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Song Parodies -> "I'm Cursing, Lady"

Original Song Title:

"Say You Love Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Cursing, Lady"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

So, you get cut off in traffic...and then suffer the further indignity of sitting there amidst a heavy dose of filthy smoke that the offender's car is belching out...Another nice Christine McVie OS tune off the self-titled Fleetwood Mac album of the mid-70's - the one that preceded "Rumours"...
{Pre-Intro - Coughing, Gasping & Choking Sounds}

I'm cursing, lady, since you just cut me off
You know I'm coughing, gasping, choking on your exhaust
Your diesel fumes stuff up and clog my nose
Stuck here in traffic; with no place else to go

'Cause when the timing's off and it's out of tune
your car will give off many toxic fumes
It's screwed; it sucks - breathing all that stuff
What I'm saying's kind of ugly

It's sh*tty, lady
Breathing that crap from your muffler
I'd like to put you in my shoes, so that you could discover
I gasp and choke; I'm struggling hard to breathe
And there is so much smoke that I can hardly see

Why don't you take your car; get the damn thing tuned?
Driving around like this will get it ruined
Yes, soon I will have had quite enough
Things here could get really ugly

(Instrumental Break)
{More Gasping, Choking, Coughing & Wheezing Sounds - then some sputtered-out Cursing sounds}

Come on, lady, please listen to what I say
Because I'm having trouble breathing here today
The crap that's blowing out your exhaust pipe
screws up my lungs and now causes me to gripe

From that disgusting stuff that comes from your car
Feels like my head is in a tub of tar
I'm nauseous; think I will soon throw up
If I do, you'll be sorry

Yes, I've had quite enough of that wretched spew
Got your attention now in your rear view
I'm raving mad; I'm one pissed-off pup
You could say that I'm angry
Yes, I am angry
Mad, yes, I'm angry

Yelling, screaming, shouting
shrieking, freaking, pounding (Bleaahh!)
Foul mood; not too charming
Anger has been mounting
Angry 'cause you've harmed me
anger; it's astounding...

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alvin rhodes - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
i can relate
Paul Robinson - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin ~ ~ ~
Adagio - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Aww, Paul, I didn't know the song, but you're good for it. : ) 5's
carol - December 12, 2005 - Report this comment
excellent Paul 555
Paul Robinson - December 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Pat & carol...I think more people might recognize it if they heard it...I had to look the title up myself when I was thinking about trying to work with it...the chorus of the OS where the go "fallin', fallin', fallin" is really the most recognizable part of the song...at least I think itis...lol...

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