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Song Parodies -> "New Pleasure"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Letter"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"New Pleasure"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

She taught me new pleasure; she came to please
with several strokes I moaned
on her knees; this is freakin' paradise
this kind of lovin' just don't get old

Then I got massaged between my thighs
that kind of love sure takes me to new heights
That lady, she went on down
I moaned loud; and then I sprayed all my goo

and now I gasp; my body shakes
screamed loud; neighbors I did wake
Hot chick; her action makes me moan
to attention comes my bone

When I did undress you with my eyes
it was enough to make my member rise
But, babe, when your dress came down
I barely - held back my wad of goo

(Ooh - Oh,. yeah)

{Instrumental break}

{Heavy, steady breathing sounds through instrumental break}

My mouth cannot form any words
feel the tension in my chest surge
Sight blurred - enslaved, my libido
nothin' else right now I know

Now I am completely mesmerized
The world appears to fall and then will rise
I'm quaking; my heart it pounds
Oh, hey, Babe, I'm still craving more of you

Ba-aa-aa-abe, I'm craving
Hey-ay-ay-yay, embrace me
Ma-aa-aa-ake me crazy (Come on!)
De-ee-ee-sire is blazing
you-ooh-ooh-ooh're amazing
Aa-aa-aa-aah, I'm raving
Wow-ow-ow, so great, man
Now-ow-ow I'm spacing
So-onn-onn-ong is fading

(out to Fade)

~ ~ ~ {the end} ~ ~ ~

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Rick C - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
What's this one about Paul? Funny Fives.
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
funny and well paced...tough song to do too...5s
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick C - Ummm..."Stuff"...alvin, thanks! Yeah, tough song to do (I checked and this is it's first use on the site)...but it was a lot of fun to work with ~ ~ ~
Red Ant - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
This song isn't one the 2 Disc set I have Paul. Funny, though knowing you're a screamer is perhaps TMI. ;-) 5s
Adagio - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
tsk tsk! : )
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Gee, Red...why would you assume this was necessarily about me? After all, a good writer (yeah, I like to think of myself that way once in while) can write from POV's other than their own in a seemless manner...hmmm...let me think...was this about me? Hmmm...I think I will plead the 5th amendment - no telling what can happen in that type of circumstance...
Rick D - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
I bet I'm not the only one who thought Lindsay was the cute chick and Stevie was the dude.
Paul Robinson - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick D - Gosh, I can remember back to BEFORE Buckingham & Nicks were even in Fleetwood Mac...but I can't remember if I got the names/genders of those two mixed up...boy, little Stevie sure was a cutie back then, wasn't she?

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