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Song Parodies -> "I've Fallen, Can't Get Up!"

Original Song Title:

"Say That You Love me"

Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"I've Fallen, Can't Get Up!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Remeber that commercial with that old lady screeching the title of this song?
Mister help me, help an old broad like me.
I just went to the toilet to try to take a pee.
I slipped on spilled Pepto Bismol near the door,
Now I've fallen, fallen, fallen on the floor.

With my broken hip and dislocated calves,
I have split my big toe in half.
I am senile up the big wazoo,
I have fallen, come and get me!

(Repeat chorus and verse)
Help me, help me, HELLP MEEEEEE!
(Repeat until end of the song).

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Total Votes: 2

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WhizkidF - January 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I LOVE that quote from the old lady! I've seen it in a Life Alert ad few years ago!

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