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Song Parodies -> "Screams (this is dedicated to Jammin Jeff)"

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Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Screams (this is dedicated to Jammin Jeff)"

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The Lyrics

This song is a counter-attack against Jammin Jeff and his obsessive bf garbage. He is waste that should be disposed of properly...Remember boyfriend does not = marriage.........."...Well actually it's called waste" said Winfred"Is it really?" Millicent said idly"Yes" said Winfred "it is"~Robert Aickman "Hand In Glove"
Now here you go again
You say you want your girlfriend
Well who am I to keep you down
It's only right that you should
Feel the way you feel
But listen carefully to the phone
it's your unappealingness
Like the beatdown you will have when the lonely guy gets mad
One day you'll remember it as sad
I won you lost ...
And who you were ...
you paid the cost

Yeah, crying only happens when hearts are breaking
Players like you should be praying
Say .. your woman she will come and she will go
When I make the scene .. you'll know

Now here I go again, I pick the phone up
I keep my phone calls to myself
It's only me
You know I'd love to silence all your screams and ...
Have you any screams you'd like to yell?
Screams of ugliness
Like when you look into a mirror it drives you mad ...
In the stillness of remembering what you had ...
your girl is lost ...
the sanity you had ...
your mind is lost

Yeah, crying only happens when hearts are breaking
Players like you should be praying
Say .. your woman she will come and she will go
When I make the scene .. you'll know

"I don't hate you" says ex-boyfriend, "I just don't like you very much"

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Jammin' Jeff - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Well now that I know who Sixx is.........Geez...........What the heck.......I don't understand why you find that Obsessive bf stuff a big deal....I mean it is but come on.....She deserved better......That's why she chose me over him....He cheated on her......Gimme a break......He's like......A jerk....okay.....God....You don't know him like I do.
Sixx - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Well your probably right but hey I used to be like the obsessive guy your talking about and if he was a jerk then maybe he isn't a jerk now. Everyone deserves a chance, rejection or not. " It's not how you play the game it's if you win or lose, Win or Lose Don't Confuse" -Ozzy Osbourne

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