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Song Parodies -> "Steins"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Five Man Electrical Band

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Merry & Pippin

The Lyrics

Hands with steins raised, all beer drinking people - needs got supplied
So with luck Bayern'n Oktoberfest surely lettin' no casks go dry
It's such Teu-tonic-y fine cup brandishing land, mit Danube Blue
Sewin' good hops so fat begets a splashin' vat. Ja! Un-corkin' the brew!
Flo-ow-ow !

Steins, steins, everywhere are steins
Polka, kraut and revelry, drinkin' no wines
Brew bliss, rondos, brat - let's all wave the steins!

Hands with steins spread; many buddies thought Strauss passions should be shout wi' might
So they pumped out the tunes in their swell lederhose'
Heil! March tunes through the night
Es steht da ein Munchen Hofbrauhaus for to reap frothy lager in
Just lob a beer - I'll swill it here with Fritz, Hans-el, Bernhard and Henner!

Steins, steins, everywhere are steins
(Do not drive machinery), drainin' dry mine
Prosit; ein pro-sit! It's the creed of steins

Now, hey Braumeister, where's the feed?
I've got to have a wurst and pie that I can eat
I'm not even Deutsch, know no beer-lieds
Still make a toast to Bier Hier!

Some schweinhund was trottin' out a swastika - Guard! Take him outside!

Hands with steins raised, everybody's Saxon
Glocken-spiels now will play
Yep, we'll be fressen that pat-e at the end of the fall
Oh gimme hand o' pfennings to pay
Just allot me the Fest of Oktober
Hand me plate of some brown schnitzel fine
I'll say "Danke Horst, dispensin' stout beer
I will thrive eschewin' kein'!"

Steins, steins, everywhere are steins
Sloshing down imprudently; pukin' sometimes
Munich brew ain't flat - catch you east of Rhine!

Eins, zwei, lemme hear a drei!

Steins, steins

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 22

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John Barry - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
alvin rhodes - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
polka kraut and revelry...too funny...i love this...5s
Rick C - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I could use a stein about now..555
Royce Miller - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you've done your usual magic with words.
John Jenkins - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
After enough steins, even glockenspiels sound good. Well done, M & P.
CeramicsFanatic - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it!!! ;)
Michael Pacholek - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Thought this was gonna be about Ein, Bern, Franken and the rest, with somebody's anti-Semitism meter going haywire... Glad to see you went another way. Of course, with Merry & Pippin, "go another way" could mean something else altogether...
mandamoo - May 26, 2005 - Report this comment Daschunds ? ;) Another brilliantly worked and worded parody piece - AND yet another song that will become known to me, by your title as opposed to the original !!!
Meriadoc - May 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you everyone!

Royce? Don't know the original? Eeeek! :-O
Dee Range - May 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Only remember the chorus, but enough for 5's here. Loved the pukin' sometimes line....brings back memories lol. Great job.
Jeff Reuben - June 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent, fun to read. I don't remember the original, but a rock group did a remake of this...Tesla maybe? Anyway, it was enough to help me enjoy another Stein
Mark - June 04, 2005 - Report this comment
I NEVER liked the original. THIS is a hoot!
scott mackellar - June 22, 2010 - Report this comment
hey ...i parodied this one too ...and called it steins... if you'd like to get my lyrics (it was written as an invite to a big ice fishing party i throw) just drop me an email.

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