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Song Parodies -> "I Want to Marry a White House Seeker"

Original Song Title:

"I Want to Marry a Lighthouse Keeper"

Original Performer:

Erika Eigen

Parody Song Title:

"I Want to Marry a White House Seeker"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

This song I learned from the movie "A Clockwork Orange". It's on the soundtrack.
I want to marry a White House seeker
And be the First Lady
I want to marry a White House seeker
And live a life of lu-uxury

I'll call him the Prez by the light of day
But in the night I'll have my way
I want to marry a White House seeker
And let the people pay!

He'll have talks in that big oval room
Maybe then we'll have a war
I'll be sprucing up the White House
New décor!

I dream of livin' in the White House , baby
Part of history
The dream of having a far right house
And make new laws for me

So if you want to make my dream come true
Run for office, I'll love you
We could live in that White House
The one in old D.C. ooh-whee
Wreck the whole country


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Pacing: 4.5
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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 11

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Tim Mayfield - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, politically correct 5's for ya.
Know 1 can hear you dream - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Rick, you've probably heard this joke before but I'll tell it anyway. One day Bill and Hillary was out driving and had to stop at a gas station. Afterwards Hillary told Bill that she had noticed that the man running the station was her old highschool boyfriend. "So if you had married him you'd been a gas station managers wife by now" said Bill. "No", said Hillary, "He would have been the president!"
Rick D - January 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I have heard that, I'm curious to know which Prez inspired it first.
Agrimorfee - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Is this the shortest song to be parodied on (ag searches for Her Majesty...)555
Righty - January 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Hillary is definitely the inspiration for all of those ambitious First Lady jokes. As another punchline went back then, there's no Thanksgiving or Halloween in Arkansas because the witch left and took the turkey with her.
claire - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
do you happen to know the banjo tabs for this song. id like to learn it and i just started banjo. if you know where i could get em or if you could send em thats be great. thanks, claire

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